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Hotaru is the general of the Sedian Army in the popular shames UnAnything Kombat + Mortal Kombat. Being an anti-hero in the series, he is known as one of the many people who died in the Battle of Armageddon while trying to enforce his laws and shit, to be an epic man, but he was too busy smoking weed and drinking Mountain Dew to remember what his plan was.

The mission to enforce the laws[]

Hotaru had a plan to push his laws of Orderrealm onto the people of the UnUniverse by force, so he decides to devout his services to the Dragon King Onaga. Now why is he wanting to do this? It's because Hotaru thinks that law and order are the main necessities to all nature, that if someone rebelled they would be punished severely, so he decided to enforce Orderrealms laws onto Ohio in UnAnything, either by choice or by force. well they chose by force and invaded ohio but their army was crushed by the duo of Yamcha and Tien Shinhan so now hotaru realizes that he cant take those two on as they're more powerful than him so he retreats to eat lotsa spaghetti before he remembered that he has to fight in Armageddon on the team of darkness

Armageddon[]

During The Battle of Armageddon, he goes all out to take someones life. He stabs Kanna in a fatal part in her body with his naginata. After killing her, he ups his defense and slashes Leafy in half before being shot in the chest by Calliope. This enrages him and he throws his naginata at her, impaling her through her chest and leaving her stuck to the ground to die, but he wasnt done yet. He charges at Canary. He kicks her down and snaps her neck. He picks up hunks knife and kills Captain 7 after catching her lacking Tomoki's Clone and slicing her neck open. Hotaru proceeds to disembowel Sarvente and stabs snowball to death, finishing this combo killing Spree by throwing the knife into Boyfriend's head, and then finishes Girlfriend by ripping her heart out. Tien Shinhan, who has just arrived to the battle, sees this all going on, so he ambushes Hotaru. Both fighting with hand to hand combat, but Tien was too strong so immediatly after Hotaru is kicked down. He backs up and uses the SHIN KIKOSHO! on him turning triangles into fucking squares and ending Hotarus life. And thus that was the end of him... For now.

Hotaru killing Kanna
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