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Du DARE übernimmst meine verdammte Polizei und denkst, ich werde nicht VERDAMMT verrückt werden?
Wir sind jetzt alle dem Untergang geweiht..
—Tubby, refering to the End of Days
Warum brennst du nicht einfach???
—His ironic last words during the End of Days
Horrortime Tubby (known also by his Germanic name Joseph Van Tubby) is an abnormal mutant of a Teletubby. Despite the fact that he is Half Teletubby and Half Nazi, he actually has decent manners against others (rather, let's just say he doesn't have a sweet eye to Captain 15.) He also is the main antagonist of Mario vs. Teletubbies 2, which sadly enough will not have an article until then.
His truck, designed to blend into normal society, at least he thinks it fits into normal society
Backstory
Born in 1934, Joseph was conceived in the bowels of the Großdeutscher Reichstag. What is it? Well, it's the place where Hitler did his ramblings, of course!
Joseph was never an actual naturally conceived baby; of course he was an experiment! Being the crazy crook Hitler was he decided to create the ultimate Tubby. I don't know why; he just did! His so called host was a female Death Row prisoner who had two options;
- If she died during birth, her remains would be respected for some reason.
- If she survived, she'd be freed.
Of course; the latter happened. If not, Joseph would never have been born! However Joseph had flaws (considering it was 1934). It seems his DNA structure was not formatted correctly during the external extraction breeding awesome epic machine science program which caused him to have an unstable genetic structure!
Being that he was fully grown by 1935, he saw newspapers of the "Abscheulich Teletubby Von Deutschland" who was designed to "töte die verdammten Amis". He wondered who this "Brute" was. After looking at himself in the mirror, he realized; he was the Brute. And so Horrortime suffered 4 years in agony and painful thoughts as he tried to realize how to not be a Brute. He then realized; why not just run away?
Running Away from the Deutsches
After being enlightened by this totally wonderful thought, he packed his important items and left his apartment for the first time in 2 years. It was now 1938; America was in shambles at the time and WW2 was to start exactly a year later. Horrortime planned to run away to Switzerland; they were full of bankers of coins and currency, and they were sanctuary from war. He also planned to go there to start a humble new country life, as America was still depressed.
As he got his train ticket, he accidentally bumped into a time-traveling incel who dared to beat him up. Since the weather was crying at the time, Joseph needed to get on the train; and fast! However, as the incel kept running after him, he finally caught up to him and revealed his cloak. The people were horrified; it was the Brute! As the people cried "Das Teletubby-Monster! DAS TELETUBBY-MONSTER!" He ran and ran as fast as he could and got on the train. The incel dared to get back to him precisely 83 years later, but Joseph would never meet him again ever.
Life in the Switzerland Countryside
As he arrived at the Switzerland Countryside, Joseph was about to realize he needed to build a home. During his time of going to the nonexistent Home Depot cutting down wood and herding sheep, he stayed at a small hotel. 2 years wasted, I assume! But as he started to build his home using his climbing skills and using the sheep's wool to create furniture, he was finally done with his humble shack in 1940 with a hay roof and wooden windows.
This would be his humble home for many years; it still stands today as Joseph rumbles and fumbles in his home!
And after 80 years, Horrortime made many friends and many enemies. He is still alive to this day.
In Mario vs. Teletubbies
In the shame Mario vs. Teletubbies, it follows how Joseph stated a hostile takeover of Nintendo to rebrand it to "Tubby Shames Ltd." and make horrible shames. He is the final boss and is the second strongest enemy of the shame only topped by the secret duo boss of Gold Tinky Winky and Diamond Dipsy. His attacks comprise of stomps, slaps, and punches. After being knocked down. Mario releases a swarm of Weegee clones. Joseph and the main four others escaped using a secret exit leaving their henchmen to the mercy of the Weegee swarm.
the original sketch
Revenge against Mario
Joseph once again fought against Mario, but now Mario had Luigi and Chuck Norris defending Mario. No one can defeat Chuck Norris, so he injected himself with mutation serum and mutated into a large Spider Tubby with 8 legs which all have flamethrowers attached. It was a tough battle, with Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking 4 of Joseph's spider legs limbs. Eventually, they beat poor Joseph to a pulp and transported him to The Wall's prison division.
Time In Jail
He was taken to The Wall in 1982. There Joseph spent days and months in agony once again, reminiscing of his time on the Switzerland countryside. Eventually, his fellow prison neighbors conspired a way to get out of jail. Because he wanted to live in the Switzerland countryside again, he wanted to join in. As the day arrived and they were about to break out, the incel had time traveled gain but never saw Joseph. He snitched on the other prisoners and almost all of them were caught. Joseph luckily escaped, and soon after he took a plane to Switzerland.
There, he found his house; humbly standing and still.
What Is Inside of Him?
He contains the following:
- 1% of the acid in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake (He is immune to the acid in the lake).
- 0.000012% of Bob Saget’s powers
- 37% Gasoline
- 63% Germanic blood.
Trivia
A supposed leak of anger management
- He hates Captain 15.
- He also loathes Hoagies.
- Horrortime had a talk show that ran from 2001-2008. It was canceled because of a fire.
- He has a emotional support black wooled sheep named Friedrich.
- Horrortime lives in Switzerland.
- Horrortime was once a Nazi experiment.
- He was once the chief of the A.Z.C.F, but due to an unmentioned bad side being uncontrollable at the time he was booted for fatally beating up a rookie
- Due to living in Switzerland, he taught himself some French, Italian, and Romansh.
- He is genetically related to Nightmare Teletubbies.
- SOMEONE tried to make him an evil Nazi general who has the 4th lowest UnRank. Not cool, dudes!.
- It is also additionally believed that the Nazi General exaggeration was by a very insane eyeball man who was pretending to be a Teletubby and the Fourth Lowest UnRank exaggeration was by the one we do not name.
- He eats fish and bread from the ocean!
- He is friends with fellow tortured article Hannibal Lecter.
- It's rumoured that he is taking anger management courses with a unknown therapist.
his visage on the A.Z.C.F old badge on a piece of green fabric
- He is a investor of Squidward Community College
I like listening to his screaming!
A Horrortime Christmas
Horrortime sucks you into his mouth and processes your skin and bones. After that, he will serve a nice Christmas dinner with his family with your organs!
A Horrortime Christmas
Horrortime sucks you into his mouth and processes your skin and bones. After that, he will serve a nice Christmas dinner with his family with your organs!
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