UnAnything Wiki

Oh- sorry. Slight interruption there, heh. Anyways, UnAnything has a Discord! Check us out!

READ MORE

UnAnything Wiki
Advertisement
UnAnything Wiki
It is written.png It is written: "Only autoconfirmed users can defeat Ganon."

To defeat Ganon and edit his page, please sign up for a Wikia account and then wait until you are auto-confirmed.
Joseph Van Tubby
Horrortime Hd.png
The newest actual picture of the creature
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Yes
Hair color: Blue (Fur)
Eye color: Black
Age: 87 Years Old
UnBirthday: 3/16/1934
Zodiac: Capricorn ♑, and all the other star signs. Wow!
Species: Genetic Tubby Madness
Home: Switzerland
Alive or Dead?: Alive
Death: Too many times to count..
Likes: Getting back at 15.
Dislikes: Mario, Luigi, Chuck Norris, Weegee clones, and Captain 15.
Education: Self educated in evil
Occupation: Tubby Brute
Religion: Roman Catholic
Known For: Killing people who try to be stronger than him (Not Chuck Norris and the Undefeatables. Those are already strong people!)
How They Like Their Steak: Piggishly rotten
Alignment: Lawful Evil
UnRank: -144,634,968
" Du DARE übernimmst meine verdammte Polizei und denkst, ich werde nicht VERDAMMT verrückt werden? "
  —Him being annoying to 15.
" Wir sind jetzt alle dem Untergang geweiht.. "
  —Tubby, refering to the End of Days
" Warum brennst du nicht einfach??? "
  —His ironic last words during the End of Days

Horrortime Tubby (known also by his Germanic name Joseph Van Tubby) is an abnormal mutant of a Teletubby. Despite the fact that he is Half Teletubby and Half Nazi, he actually has decent manners against others (rather, let's just say he doesn't have a sweet eye to Captain 15.) He also is the main antagonist of Mario vs. Teletubbies 2, which sadly enough will not have an article until then.

His truck, designed to blend into normal society, at least he thinks it fits into normal society

Backstory

Born in 1934, Joseph was conceived in the bowels of the Großdeutscher Reichstag. What is it? Well, it's the place where Hitler did his ramblings, of course!

Joseph was never an actual naturally conceived baby; of course he was an experiment! Being the crazy crook Hitler was he decided to create the ultimate Tubby. I don't know why; he just did! His so called host was a female Death Row prisoner who had two options;

  • If she died during birth, her remains would be respected for some reason.
  • If she survived, she'd be freed.

Of course; the latter happened. If not, Joseph would never have been born! However Joseph had flaws (considering it was 1934). It seems his DNA structure was not formatted correctly during the external extraction breeding awesome epic machine science program which caused him to have an unstable genetic structure!

Being that he was fully grown by 1935, he saw newspapers of the "Abscheulich Teletubby Von Deutschland" who was designed to "töte die verdammten Amis". He wondered who this "Brute" was. After looking at himself in the mirror, he realized; he was the Brute. And so Horrortime suffered 4 years in agony and painful thoughts as he tried to realize how to not be a Brute. He then realized; why not just run away?

Running Away from the Deutsches

After being enlightened by this totally wonderful thought, he packed his important items and left his apartment for the first time in 2 years. It was now 1938; America was in shambles at the time and WW2 was to start exactly a year later. Horrortime planned to run away to Switzerland; they were full of bankers of coins and currency, and they were sanctuary from war. He also planned to go there to start a humble new country life, as America was still depressed.

As he got his train ticket, he accidentally bumped into a time-traveling incel who dared to beat him up. Since the weather was crying at the time, Joseph needed to get on the train; and fast! However, as the incel kept running after him, he finally caught up to him and revealed his cloak. The people were horrified; it was the Brute! As the people cried "Das Teletubby-Monster! DAS TELETUBBY-MONSTER!" He ran and ran as fast as he could and got on the train. The incel dared to get back to him precisely 83 years later, but Joseph would never meet him again ever.

Life in the Switzerland Countryside

As he arrived at the Switzerland Countryside, Joseph was about to realize he needed to build a home. During his time of going to the nonexistent Home Depot cutting down wood and herding sheep, he stayed at a small hotel. 2 years wasted, I assume! But as he started to build his home using his climbing skills and using the sheep's wool to create furniture, he was finally done with his humble shack in 1940 with a hay roof and wooden windows.

This would be his humble home for many years; it still stands today as Joseph rumbles and fumbles in his home!

And after 80 years, Horrortime made many friends and many enemies. He is still alive to this day.

In Mario vs. Teletubbies

In the shame Mario vs. Teletubbies, it follows how Joseph stated a hostile takeover of Nintendo to rebrand it to "Tubby Shames Ltd." and make horrible shames. He is the final boss and is the second strongest enemy of the shame only topped by the secret duo boss of Gold Tinky Winky and Diamond Dipsy. His attacks comprise of stomps, slaps, and punches. After being knocked down. Mario releases a swarm of Weegee clones. Joseph and the main four others escaped using a secret exit leaving their henchmen to the mercy of the Weegee swarm.

the original sketch

Revenge against Mario

Joseph once again fought against Mario, but now Mario had Luigi and Chuck Norris defending Mario. No one can defeat Chuck Norris, so he injected himself with mutation serum and mutated into a large Spider Tubby with 8 legs which all have flamethrowers attached. It was a tough battle, with Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking 4 of Joseph's spider legs limbs. Eventually, they beat poor Joseph to a pulp and transported him to The Wall's prison division.

Time In Jail

He was taken to The Wall in 1982. There Joseph spent days and months in agony once again, reminiscing of his time on the Switzerland countryside. Eventually, his fellow prison neighbors conspired a way to get out of jail. Because he wanted to live in the Switzerland countryside again, he wanted to join in. As the day arrived and they were about to break out, the incel had time traveled gain but never saw Joseph. He snitched on the other prisoners and almost all of them were caught. Joseph luckily escaped, and soon after he took a plane to Switzerland.

There, he found his house; humbly standing and still.

What Is Inside of Him?

He contains the following:

  • 1% of the acid in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake (He is immune to the acid in the lake).
  • 0.000012% of Bob Saget’s powers
  • 37% Gasoline
  • 63% Germanic blood.
 
Bart Simpson.png
ADVERTISEMENT


Hey, you! Yeah, you! Did you know that there's something better than that crummy ol' iJennyXJ9 full of pointless upgrades, or the out of date IMac, or that stupid buggy unreliable Windows Infinity that always crashes? THERE IS, YA FAT DUMMY!! Introducing the NintenD'oh iBart, my own personal computer! It's HAUNTINGLY superior to the iMac AND Windows! It has 14 DEDICATED CD DRIVES, 12 FLOPPY DRIVES, AND AT LEAST 5 DRIVES FOR EVERY SINGLE DISK, CARTRIDGE AND WEB FORMAT EVER!! It has superior resolution, with a pixel size of up to 7680 × 4320, supports up to 128 BIT COLOR, AND HAS A DEDICATED LCD SCREEN!! It has its own operating system packed in with 3D Pinball Space Cadet, all shames released on PC, Play Station, Xbox AND ALL NINTENDO RIVAL SHAMES!!!

Bart's iBart, specifically the high end model X600 with a G6 9000 GPU with 9000 Thz (terahertz) processing

BUY NOW FOR ONLY 79.99 WITH A LCD MONITOR AND GAMING KEYBOARD PACKED IN! If you're poor, I JUST CUT THE PRICE IN HALF AND RELEASED THE iBART NANO, A SMALLER PORTABLE iBART THAT RENDERS THIS MODEL USELESS!! BUY THE iBART FOR 79.99, OR BUY THE PORTABLE, MORE WEIRDER iBART NANO FOR 10.99!! WHAT A STEAL!! BONUS: IT EVEN COMES WITH A FREE Play Station 5! BUY AN iBART NANO OR iBART AND GET A FREE RETROFITTED PS5!


The iBart: Changing lives for the better... or not.

Side effects include, bouts of power, sense of superiority to Mac and/or Windows users, and bouts of whooping cough and Coronavirus or, in rare cases, Coronavirus and a deathly computerized Weegee stare made by Weegee Corp.

This message is sponsored by the Bart Simpson Federation. "Bart Simpson Federation, the federation where everyone comes out dead!"

Learn how to become a simp today by buying one of these.

Trivia

  • He hates Captain 15.
  • He also loathes Hoagies.
  • Horrortime had a talk show that ran from 2001-2008. It was canceled because of a fire.
  • Horrortime lives in Switzerland.
  • Horrortime was once a Nazi experiment.
  • He was once the chief of the A.Z.C.F, but due to an unmentioned bad side being uncontrollable at the time he was booted for fatally beating up a rookie.
  • Due to living in Switzerland, he taught himself some French, Italian, and Romansh.
  • He is genetically related to Nightmare Teletubbies.
  • SOMEONE tried to make him an evil Nazi general who has the 4th lowest UnRank. Not cool, dudes!.
    • It is also additionally believed that the Nazi General exaggeration was by a very insane eyeball man who was pretending to be a Teletubby and the Fourth Lowest UnRank exaggeration was by the one we do not name.
  • He eats fish and bread from the ocean!
  • He is friends with fellow tortured article Hannibal Lecter.
  • He discovered a unnamed domain in a pit, he called it Horrortime salvage network|Horrortime Salvage network and found a pit full of demons who he bonked with a wrench and ended up being turned into Bulldozers, then he created Horrornetwork to run the place and went home.


Squidward.jpg

I like listening to his screaming!
Advertisement