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Hong Kong people collecting Elephant's trunk for their soup, it's as horrible as it's sounds.

Hong Kong is a city in China that made fake shames, but today they have their own Nintendo company we know as iFake (which is the Chinese Nintendo). It used to be part of the UnUnited Kingdom until 1997, when Hong Kong 97 happened. It is sometimes confused by dumb people as the Chinese version of the shame Donkey and Pong (which was called in that place Donkey Kong, as Kong is a sound when you hit one of those bong drums). Hong Kong is one of the countries who sell fake products such as wear products, shames and even food. Hong Kong is a place where you can buy 100% fake products.

Hong Kong is also the only place that Super Mario: Teletubbies! was released. The Olympic Games were also held here in 2010 but the people who organized the Olympics forgot the air in Hong Kong was highly toxic, resulting in many deaths while trying to exercise in toxic air. This is why they burnt all the papers with the Chinese, signed papers with RobotnikClause, and redid it all in Canada. The Kowloon Walled City is in Gong Kong, and it's the most crowded place in the UnWorld, with people shoved into every last inch of the place, and some people think it is horrible to live there.

Spoiler alert! the UnUnited Kingdom pretended to hand over Hong Kong, so they can secretly keep it forever

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Yummy on the outside, tasteless on the inside.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the Weegee virus infect new hosts by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the Weegee virus infect new hosts by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.

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