Homework

Homework is the torture given by teachers to do after school. ESPECIALLY math teachers. Homework is long, hard, boring, and completely stupid. It’s waste all of our time so we don’t get to party all night about finishing homework early, because that is scientifically IMPOSSIBLE!!! But homework is not always math homework.

Sometimes it’s English, Spanish, French, German, social studies, science, or even the VERY VERY VEEEEERY rare not-actually-THAT-boring homework! Homework was created by Bob Saget just to be given by the teachers to the students. So homework comes from hell, if you didn’t already clearly see. The VERY VERY VEEEEEERY rare not-actually-THAT-boring homework is from heaven, but the devil got a really cool copying machine and made more torturing homework, so heaven didn’t really help.

You'd think you would be able to just not do it if it was that evil, but they've got you by the balls and if you don't do your homework... you fail school and eventually life if you don't do it. So it's impossible not to feel miserable because of homework.