Homestar Runner

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Homestar Runner is a dumb person who loves the Teletubbies and has an underbite.

Homestar Runner was first seen when he was eaten by a monkey creature. This is because he threw a baseball at it. Batman rescued him, and then flew away in his spaceship. Homestar Runner then went to watch Teletubbies. He got sucked into the TV, and he met Po. Po shot him. Laa-Laa brought him back to life, only to stab him, as that is the "correct" way to do it. He was then sent to the real world, where Dr. Doctor saved him. He then decided to go BACK, only to be shot and stabbed. He then used his god-like powers to destroy them both. Then, he left to go get some Pie.

Everybody loves me. I am a terrific athlete.