OH NOEZ! Homer Simpson is gonna fire a LAZOR! RUN!
He eats donuts a lot!
|Death:||killed many times but cloned each time|
|AKA:||Hoa Muh Simp Sin|
Homer Jay Simpson(also Known as Angry Dad,or A.D in brief) is a yellow guy with some superhuman strength. He loves donuts and is known for his popular phrase "D'oh!" that he says whenever he does something stupid which is quite frequent. One time his "D'oh!" went through space. He once got his hands caught in two vending machines at his work place. He constantly has heart attacks and gets drunk, but because God likes cruel, sick jokes, so he lets him live no matter what thing happens to him. He is a Stupider.He claims to have a wife named Marge and three kids named Bart, Lisa, and Maggie but I think this is false and that he just made them up because no one would talk to him. It is unknown if Homer is actually a human or not, but most people's IQ is between 85 and 100 but Homer's is -7532 cause he drinks TOO MUCH BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many people say he is an alien spy and is working for someone called Lenny Leonard. Many people have tried to kill him including the Teletubbies. He is almost as big a loser as George W. Bush. Homer Simpson's notable traits include a former job at NASA, a former hippie, a former millionaire, a former car designer, a former genius, a former Christian, a former friend of a president, a former assistant to a super-villain, a former Stonecutter, a former boxer, and a former popular character on a watched cartoon show. He is a member of G.W.W.E.A.T.(guys who wanna eat all the time).
Death and Revival
Homer Simpson was found dead in the bathroom of his Hollywood hotel, but was later revived to fight off the Teletubbies.