Histeria!

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Histeria! is a show created by Cristiano Ronaldo. It centers around a group of children who are forced to talk about history. The series was initially announced in 2016, with 16 episodes planned. Then, in 2020, an extra 9 episodes were ordered for a 3rd season. Allegedly in 2012, a pitch pilot was made, which was an early version of the episode "Donkey Doo Doo," but it's unconfirmed if it exists or not.

The series is rated 7.8 out of 10, therefore it is good.

Characters

• Loud Kiddington: An annoying kid that likes to yell like the Screaming Sun
• Froggo: A kid with a backwards cap that sounds like Cookie Monster
• Charity Bazaar: A girl that is always freaking serious
• Toast: A teenager that likes to watch Markiplier
• Lucky Bob: A kid with Donald Trump-type hair and a red shirt
• Miss Information: A Target worker wannabe
• Father Time: An old-as-heck-type man
• Aka Pella: An African American girl that looks like Barack Obama's daughter

There are more characters, but these shown above are the only characters that are worth a crap.

Episodes

All the episodes in the show are based off of very real historical events. However, we don't really care enough to dedicate full pages to them because they're all insignificant. It's like my wisdom tooth surgery; it happened and is now part of history, but who's gonna document it?

Season 1

Aired throughout 2019. Nobody died this season except for King Pig.

1. Froggo Doggo: Froggo creates a dog named Doge; they both drink Mountain Dew together. (Note: This is not the pilot, but it is the first episode aired.)
2. Mall Shoplifting: The gang is shoplifting the whole entire mall, but gets arrested for it.
3. Breaking Outta Jail: The gang breaks outta jail with a Weegee bomb, causing a big BOOM!
4. Family Boy: This episode references Family Guy. It has a lot of unfunny wacky cutaways.
5. Donkey Doo Doo: Donkey Kong tells Froggo that he needs to poop. Then he poops so hard that poop started flying everywhere, and that's when Pou was born.
6. Farts: Froggo started farting with Bonzi Buddy and Small.
7. The Big Chinese Mystery: The gang found out that China has stopped making toys for United States of UnAmerica. (Note: This was the pilot since it's the first episode ever produced.)
8. Pigpen: The gang saw King Pig eating mud, and then they cooked the pig. (Death of the King Pig.)

Season 2

Aired throughout 2020. The show went on hiatus after the final episode.

1. Good Vibes: The gang gets addicted to The Super Mario Bros Super Show, so there's no history lesson in this one.
2. Finally, History: The gang finally gets addicted to history again.
3. Big Fat Mafia: Big Fat Baby starts a war called "BW1" (or Baby War 1) and then kills Charity. (Death of Charity.)
4. Charity the Rich Ghost: Charity comes back to life as a ghost, and the whole gang starts freaking out.
5. Deviantart Boys: Froggo and Toast look around DeviantArt and find some questionable art.
6. Mario Eats Spaghetti: Mario and Froggo start eating lotsa spaghetti.
7. Yoshi Vs Big Fat Mafia: The gang and Yoshi come back to the Mafia, and then the babies kill Yoshi, Toast, and Aka. (The death of Yoshi, Toast, and Aka.)
8. When Aliens Collide: The gang gets killed by the aliens. (Death of the gang.)

Season 3

Aired throughout 2021. Also known as "Histeria! Reloaded" since they all had to be revived.

1. #LetsFightHell: The gang comes back with a new episode about them going to Hell to get rid of Adolf Hitler and Po.
2. SIUUU: Ronald McDonald becomes a football player, and Froggo and the gang join in and help him win the game by using cigarettes for power.
3. The Poop Necessities: Freddy Fazbear poops on the toilet, causing him to start having diarrhea. Then Father Time kicks the door down and flushes Freddy down. (Death of Freddy Fazbear.)
4. Angry Birds Vs The Histeria Gang: The Angry Birds try to attack the Histeria Gang but fail.
5. F-F-Froggo: Froggo becomes big and destroys McCity.
6. Waterloaded Part 1: The gang's house runs out of water, and they start searching for water.
7. Waterloaded Part 2: The gang continues to find water.
8. Waterloaded Part 3: The gang finds out that Grimace stole all of the water, and they fight Grimace for the water and then bring back the water.
9. Blowups: The gang finds a nuclear bomb falling from the sky. They run for their lives, and then they DIE. (Death of everybody.)

Creepypastas

1. Zalgo Meets The Histeria Gang: Zalgo comes and tortures the Histeria Gang.