Hillary Clinton programming an email server in her few minutes of spare time

Hillary Clinton is a computer programmer who makes dynamite beans and rules the Hillary States of UnAmerica. She went into computer programming because she was rejected from NASA as a child. She is good at debates by staring at the opponents while they answer awkward questions. She is good at drawing birds but not wizards. However, the main thing she does is creating email servers. Hillarymail makes Google very worried about Gmail's survival, and UnAmericans about their country's.

StubMario.png This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help us out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough, it'll probably just be small for the rest of eternity.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.