Hillary Clinton is a computer programmer who makes dynamite beans and rules the Hillary States of UnAmerica. She went into computer programming because she was rejected from NASA as a child. She is good at debates by staring at the opponents while they answer awkward questions. She is good at drawing birds but not wizards. However, the main thing she does is creating email servers. Hillarymail makes Google very worried about Gmail's survival, and UnAmericans about their country's.