The horrifying monstrocity himself
Heropig is just George Pig but more fartitudinous actually, George and Herobrine were put into a Wa-Machine by Wega so that he wouldn't be lonely in his house. Because of that, Heropig is Wega's roommate. He also has white eyes, wears the same clothes as George Pig, and carries around a stupid dino toy wherever he goes. Many people have kicked his ass, even with his stupid powers. That's probably because one of his powers is literally fricking stupidity. He is also a worker for Illuminati, which happened when he walked into a random shady building by mistake. He also comes from Pee Pee Island.
Powers[]
- Shooting fart poop lasers from his eyes and hands
- Telekinesis powers
- BIG stupidity
- Idiocy
- STUPIDITY
- Flying
- Teleportation
- tries to be scary but is instead ugly
- Can eat poop without vomiting
- ZERO rizz
- CHOMP CHOMP IMA DINOSOR
- Can turn poop into skin cream (he tried to make a business out of this once, but the skin cream actually gave people 3rd degree burns so he got sued by many people for lotsa money)
- Has farts that smell so bad you cry
Stupid adventures[]
- He tried to fight the Scratch Cat. He died and had to be respawned.
- He tried to kill Sonic but died 5 times.
- Went to another universe by mistake and farted and killed several people cuz his fart stank so bad.
- Got killed in a rap battle with Slim Shady.
- Was forced to do community service for 5 years for commiting Vehicular Manslaughter.
- Farted in prison and then was forced to stay for another 5 years for commiting the crime of farting.
- Heropig is the reason why farting really badly is a crime in many countries.
Nowadays[]
This creepy stupig lurks in the forests during the night, copying Slenderman, trying to find an idiot even more idioter than him! During the day he lives with Wega and eats food. He also spends his days eating lotsa pizza.
I also think you should know that this stupid person uses a Chromebook! What kinda IDIOT would buy themselves a chromebook as a personal laptop?! Windows or Mac is much better.
Trivia[]
- He is secretly from the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki.