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BEWARE THE EVIL SHAME!!!
Hello, Pocoyo (also known as Pocoyo's Shame and Pocoyo: The Shame) is a shame for the Nintendo DS which is disguised as a kiddie shame, but it's not. It's a controversial shame like Keepy Uppy, but doesn't use the same shameplay. It's actually a good shame, but peepole don't know about that.
Shameplay
You play as Pocoyo. As a first-person shooter, Hello, Pocoyo places the player in control of an infantry soldier who makes use of various authentic World War II firearms in combat. Each mission features a series of objectives which are marked on the heads-up display's compass; the player must complete all objectives to advance to the next mission. The player can save and load at any time.
As the focus of the game is on simulation of the actual battlefield, the gameplay differed from many single-player shooters of the time. The player moves in conjunction with allied soldiers rather than alone; allied soldiers will assist the player in defeating enemy soldiers and advancing; however, the player is given charge of completing certain objectives. The game places heavy emphasis on usage of cover, suppressive fire, and grenades. AI-controlled soldiers will take cover behind walls, barricades, and other obstacles when available.
Compability
NintenD'oh BS
You can use the BS as a connectivity to unlock the Grayscale mode.
Little Einsteins rocket toy
You can use this stupid toy to replace the Vamoosh with Rocket.
Hungry Pumkin
You enter the code hidden on the shame and use the Super Duper Race Track.
Shut the fuck up You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut the fuck up Stop being a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up Nobody even wants you here
What? I just want to let you know, you're a stupid fucking cunt Go ahead and run your mouth, pussy, I don't give a fuck You're a stupid piece of shit, you're a stupid fucking bitch Get the fuck up off my dick, get the fuck up off my dick, like Please end your fucking life, please end your fucking life I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive You're a fucking penis-hole, grab a dick and eat it whole I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though You're so fucking ugly and your face is fucking foul, jeez You're so fucking loud, can you shut your fucking mouth, can you
Shut the fuck up You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut the fuck up Stop being a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up Nobody even wants you here
Yeah Close your fucking mouth, you're just really fucking dense If you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no fucking sense Got a sad life, sad life, go to fucking hell Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't fucking tell Meh You're a fucking dumb shit, you don't even run shit Get the fuck up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dick Come and catch these hands, boy Come and match these bands, boy I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy I hope you fucking die in a high-speed car crash I hope you fucking fall head-first and get your neck cracked I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant I hope you win the lottery and die the next day And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave
Like, uh, ooh- that was a little dark I'm sorry. Tha-that was a little dark. Very poor taste Shut the fuck up I shouldn't have said that You're a fucking cunt Actually, no, I should have Shut the fuck up Actually, I didn't say enough You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut the fuck up Stop being a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up Nobody even wants you here
Super Mario Cookies
Shut the fuck up You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut the fuck up Stop being a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up Nobody even wants you here
What? I just want to let you know, you're a stupid fucking cunt Go ahead and run your mouth, pussy, I don't give a fuck You're a stupid piece of shit, you're a stupid fucking bitch Get the fuck up off my dick, get the fuck up off my dick, like Please end your fucking life, please end your fucking life I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive You're a fucking penis-hole, grab a dick and eat it whole I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though You're so fucking ugly and your face is fucking foul, jeez You're so fucking loud, can you shut your fucking mouth, can you
Shut the fuck up You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut the fuck up Stop being a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up Nobody even wants you here
Yeah Close your fucking mouth, you're just really fucking dense If you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no fucking sense Got a sad life, sad life, go to fucking hell Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't fucking tell Meh You're a fucking dumb shit, you don't even run shit Get the fuck up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dick Come and catch these hands, boy Come and match these bands, boy I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy I hope you fucking die in a high-speed car crash I hope you fucking fall head-first and get your neck cracked I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant I hope you win the lottery and die the next day And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave
Like, uh, ooh- that was a little dark I'm sorry. Tha-that was a little dark. Very poor taste Shut the fuck up I shouldn't have said that You're a fucking cunt Actually, no, I should have Shut the fuck up Actually, I didn't say enough You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut the fuck up Stop being a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up Nobody even wants you here
Trivia
- This shame was only released in Germany and North Korea.
- That means Pocoyo didn't care about that at all.
- This is the only shame to star Pocoyo.