Alright, which one of you top hat-wearing fucks hurt my great-great-great granddaughter?
—Hei, confronting the Top Hat Mafia about what DJ Hallyboo did to Hong Krizalid
Hei Meiling, also known as The Evil Meiling, is one of the surviving cheapies of Mathrus's rebellion. The grandmother of The Meiling Bloodline, member of the Unbeatables, and one of the biggest enemies of Seven Deadly Sines. Good god, that's a long fucking list of achievements, but how did this all start?
Biography[]
Childhood[]
A long time ago in Hell, Mathrus was having a fucking seizure that ended up creating offspring out of the many Cheapies he made. This one was weird, as when Mathrus looked at a yin-yang orb, two Chinese ladies generated into existence: The evil Hei Meiling and her good sister, Shaolon Meiling. Hei hated her sister, as she was a goody two-shoes in Hell of all places. So she demanded Bob Saget to deport her ass immediately, and as such, her sister was sent to Heaven. But Jesus Christ sent her to Gensokyo after seeing potential in the pure Meiling.
Back to Hell, Hei learned the knowledge of all fighting styles and adopted the Tai Chi Chuan fighting style, a style that almost every Meiling after her would adopt (with the exception of Thurisaz and Archetype Sun). During Mathrus's failed rebellion, Hei didn't fucking care about his stupid fucking rebellion, so she decided to play poker with LetterS in her gear dimension while the battle happened. After the failed coup, Saget would deport her to Gensokyo because he was scared of another cheapie planning to overthrow him.
While in Gensokyo, she would meet her useless sister again, and they fought and accidentally fused, creating two new Meilings: their "child" Bai Meiling and their yin-yang clone, BW Meiling. Hei decided that continuing her legacy would be the best plan of action, so she donated her hair and blood to multiple research centers in order to produce more clones. She'd also begin taking up Qi Control in order to use this new ability of purple lasers that she just learned, but soon she'd just use red hell beams. As purple hurt her ego, as purple is a good color and good reminds her of her damn cringe sister Shaolon. Soon she would meet her alien clone, Lie, which she spoiled rotten because she really loves her other offspring, but things would soon change when she was approached by a Certain Android.
Hei Joins the Unbeatables[]
Before she met Super 17, she caused a massive geyser of red Qi energy that the Unbeatables could see on their palace in Neptune. So Super 17 decided to go investigate for this new potential recruit. When those 2 met, 17 recognized her from the legends that Yuugi Hoshiguma talked about, as she was talking about the yin-yang sisters and Mathrus's rebellion before they saw the geyser.
17 decided to do a test to prove if she was worthy to be a member, so he challenged Hei to fight Trumis (Dragonball.ai) in a sparring match that would prove if she was worthy to join the Unbeatables, and thus the fight began, and in a matter of minutes, Trumis was beaten by one of her purple laser special attacks as her Qi power made her super strong, but not Mary Sue type strong (just Cheapie strong).
17 congratulated her, and promoted her to Lower Counsel Member and took her to the palace in Neptune. This would mean that she didn't need to deal with her damn sister Shaolon in Gensokyo.
Currently[]
Hei has done a lot of trolling, as if someone messes with her grandchildren, she'll go to war for them like what she did after finding out about what the Top Hat Mafia did to her great-great-great granddaughter Hong Krizalid.
Hei has found out about Chakra, and is slowly trying to learn the Eight Gates technique.
Her opinions on every member of the Unbeatables[]
I respect that android, as if it wasn't for him, I never would've been a part of this group.
—Hei's opinion on Super 17
He's kinda a douchebag, but he's cool, but still, he's a dickhead.
—Hei's opinion on Cinder
Cute kitty.
—Hei's opinion on Pusheen (she loves cats)
She deserved better. I might be evil, but I'll give her a hug every day just to cheer her up. Heh, I kinda think of her as a granddaughter to me.
—Hei's opinion on Sailor Pluto
I swear to god, if he touches my boobs one more time, I'm gonna kick him in the balls so hard he'll be sterile.
—Hei's opinion on Sanji
That drunkard reminds me of someone, what was her name again, Konn... uhh, oh yeah, Konngara. I think I might ask her if she's related to that girl.
—Hei's opinion on Yuugi Hoshiguma
I don't know much about her because her jealous ass keeps asking for kisses from the onii.
—Hei's opinion on Parsee Mizuhashi