Changes: Heavy Weapons Guy

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Om Nom Nom Heavy Weapons Guy, when he eats his Sandvich

Heavy Weapons Guy (also known as Heavy) is a Russian guy who loves to kill people.

Biography

Heavy was born in Soviet Russia where he was a little dumb because he didn't receive good education. Heavy failed exams and had to join Red Army. He became a first-class soldier very fast. There he met some professional fighters like Zangief and Soda Popinski who taught him some useful tricks.

Later he moved to America to kill capitalists. That was a bad idea so he started to work as professional assassin. Heavy was hired by RED and BLU at the same time so he receives double the money.

Skills

Heavy has some professional skills in using Machine Guns. Some of them are ridiculously heavy so he had to gain a lot of strength.

Heavy is also a very good fighter. He prefers boxing as a fighting style but sometimes uses wrestling moves. He was even cloned by Soda Popinski to create pretty strong boxer Sandvich Nominski.

Sniper_goes_to_an_Opera — Sniper goes to an Opera

Skip to 2:35 to see Heavy's part.

Heavy is one of those guys with ability to respawn but he doesn't know about this. Every time Heavy dies he wakes up in his bed and thinks that it was just a bad dream. Regarding what his day job is, he unwittingly goes out to only die again, most of the time. His most notable death was in 2019 when the Engineer shot him.

Trivia

Heavy loves eating. He made the Sandvich, a special sandwich which can't be eaten without his permission, or else they'll DIE.
Heavy has a very good friendship with Medic.

Heavy Sings The Soviet Anthem

See!?
If he drinks BONK! he can stop time!
He has his own show called Moments with Heavy.
Skips once was the only Heavy to not be Russian.
Heavy is a horrible singer, mouthing his opera, check Exhibit A.

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+{{Character Infobox
+|name = Heavy Weapons Guy
+|image = Heavy.png
+|imagesize = 250px
+|caption = Om Nom Nom
+|gender = Male
+|hair = None
+|eyes = yes
+|species = Human
+|home = Russia
+|death = Shot in 2019 by [[Engineer]]
+|AKA = Heavy
+|likes = Sandviches, Miniguns
+|dislikes = Death, [[The Spy|Spies]], Scouts
+|education = I doubt it
+|occupation = Mercenary
+|known = ?
+|rank = 14,055
+|living_state = Dead}}
+{{Quote|Om Nom Nom|Heavy Weapons Guy|when he eats his Sandvich}}
+'''Heavy Weapons Guy''' (also known as '''Heavy''') is a Russian guy who loves to kill people.
-[[File:Heavy.png|thumb|250px|Om Nom Nom]]{{Quote|Om Nom Nom|Heavy Weapons Guy}}
-'''Heavy Weapons Guy''' (also known as '''Heavy''') is a russian guy who loves to kill random people.
 ==Biography==
-Heavy was born in Soviet Russia. He was a little dumb so he didn't recieved good education. Heavy fail'd exams and had to join Red Army. He became a first-class soldier very fast. There he met some professional fighters like Zangief and Soda Popinski who teached him some useful tricks.
+Heavy was born in [[Soviet Russia]] where he was a little dumb because he didn't receive good education. Heavy failed exams and had to join Red Army. He became a first-class soldier very fast. There he met some professional fighters like [[Zangief]] and [[Soda Popinski]] who taught him some useful tricks.
-Later he moved to America to kill capitalistic guys. That was a bad idea so he started to work as professional assassin. Heavy was hired by '''RED''' and '''BLU''' at the same time so he recieves double money.
+Later he moved to America to kill capitalists. That was a bad idea so he started to work as professional assassin. Heavy was hired by '''RED''' and '''BLU''' at the same time so he receives double the money.
 ==Skills==
-Heavy has some professional skills in using Machine Guns. Some of them are ridiculously heavy so he had to gain a lot of strengh.
+Heavy has some professional skills in using Machine Guns. Some of them are ridiculously heavy so he had to gain a lot of strength.
-Heavy is also a very good fighter. He prefers boxing as a fighting stile but sometimes uses restling moves. He was even clonned by Soda Popinski to create pretty strong boxer '''Sandvich Nominski'''.
+Heavy is also a very good fighter. He prefers boxing as a fighting style but sometimes uses wrestling moves. He was even cloned by Soda Popinski to create pretty strong boxer '''Sandvich Nominski'''.[[File:Sniper goes to an Opera|thumb|400x400px|Skip to 2:35 to see Heavy's part.]]Heavy is one of those guys with ability to respawn but he doesn't know about this. Every time Heavy dies he wakes up in his bed and thinks that it was just a bad dream. Regarding what his day job is, he unwittingly goes out to only die again, most of the time. His most notable death was in 2019 when the [[Engineer]] shot him.
-Heavy is one of the guys with ability to respawn but he doesn't know about this. Every time Heavy dies he wakes up in his bed and thinks that that was a bad dream.
 ==Trivia==
-*Heavy loves eating. He made the [[Sandvich]], a special sandwich which can't be eaten.
+*Heavy loves eating. He made the [[Sandvich]], a special sandwich which can't be eaten without his permission, or else they'll [[DIE]].
-*Heavy has some very good friendship with Medic.
+*Heavy has a very good friendship with Medic.[[File:Heavy Sings The Soviet Anthem|thumb|right|401 px|See!?]]
-*If he drinks [[bonk]] he can stop time!
+*If he drinks [[BONK!]] he can stop time!
-*he has his own show called [[Moments with Heavy]]
+*He has his own show called [[Moments with Heavy]].
+*[[Skips]] once was the only Heavy to not be Russian.
+*Heavy is a horrible singer, mouthing his opera, check Exhibit A.
+{{Call of Ducky}}
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