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Heavy Tank M6 is a heavy tank used most commonly for travelling at 22 miles per hour and blowing up things you don't like.

Development[]

This tank was developed under the leadership of President Abraham Lincoln in 1865 because after he was almost assassinated he decided he needed a safe vehicle to ride in. It was first developed by Joe Locomotives industry and the first one was finished by 1866. At first, it only travelled 15 miles per hour, but after some adjustment it managed to reach 22 miles per hour which is the speed we all know today. The development is hugely owed to the efforts of Jesus Christ, who blessed it and gave people the knowledge of how to create tanks before tanks could actually be made.

Usage[]

At first, Abraham Lincoln was the only user. However, when he was taken to Heaven in 1913, it was deployed instead to fight the Homer Wars. During this time, new advancements were made thanks to the help of Chuck Norris, and the United States of America ended up winning the wars. Then, Jesus took copies of it for the Undefeatables and, as a thank you, blessed us with the LTV-N-2 Loon. After this, usage significantly dropped off until most were scrapped in favor of the Heavier Tankier M7.

Present Day[]

At this time, only 3 M6 tanks exist. One is kept in Moe's Tavern, one is in Squidward Community College, and the last and most blessed one is lost.

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