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Hatsune Miku is a ugly dead Vocaloid who was once an actual decent person until a person named Scientist-San stored her voice and killed the real Hatsune Miku. She has an ugly sounding voice and nobody likes her music but 2D animation simps who follow the orders of Biased Ratings. She once did a promotion with Domino's Pizza, but nobody cares.
Like all dead guys, Hatsune Miku was once alive. She was just an ordinary girl with weird blue hair who liked to sing, but then, after eating American sushi, her voice box shriveled up and she began to sound like Jacob Sartorius mixed with a fat guy with a speech impediment, and a smoker's rasp on top of that. She also played the guitar.
Both fortunately and unfortunately, a Japanese guy named Scientist-San found her on the street. Somehow, he had samples of her singing, and shoved the samples into a little microchip he called "Vocaloid". He then gathered her brain information, killed Hatsune Miku, and using the brain information he created the digital version of Hatsune Miku we all know today, and eventually a robotic version of her too. He later turned other innocent people into Vocaloid guys with the same technology he used to
ruin save Hatsune Miku.
She was okay up until 2010, when she and Gumi (another victim of the Vocaloid medical treatment) turned into clones after a night gone horribly wrong, which resulted in the original Miku and Gumi to DIE. The Clone Miku then turned insane and started killing people for no reason. She also created a terrible song called Matryoshka, which triggered Alt 2.0 who at the time had came out with a song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA right around the same time Miku's song came out. Who ripped off who, though? We think Miku ripped off Alt 2.0, considering the fact that she was drunk caused her to become even more unoriginal than usual.
Many thought Miku was dead after shooting herself in the head, but a week later it turned out to be just a coma. Miku continued drinking, killing, and churning out what she calls "music" on an almost DAILY basis, whilst still in a vegetative state. Alt 2.0 got even madder and madder at her, as well. Even Alt 1.0, Rebecca Black, and Taylor Swift began to get mad at Miku, as she had made ripoffs of THEIR songs as well. Then sometime during her coma, Blondie came into her room and Asploded her with a Magnum. Then, the Noid Asploded her with another Magnum.
She was succeeded by the much more beloved Mikoid and her terrible direct clone Matryoshka Miku. But... this isn't the end of Miku's story. In the UnEpisode Miku Machine (Which is based on a true story), Scientist-San finds out that all of his other vocaloids are dead and decides to rebuild her with one of the many backups of her memory he has. Miku now goes to concerts with her Five Friends, singing horrible music for the UnWorld to hear. Luckily, Miku was killed again quite quickly, but by someone unknown. It might be Alt 2.0, it might be Len, it might even be Mikoid, who knows. The other five Vocaloids are still alive though... That's not good...
- "Miku" is her FIRST name. This is because she's Japanese.
- We think Scientist-San doesn't even know she was dead.
- She was in a
love trianglefriend circle with Count Cannoli and The Noise.
- We also think (read: KNOW) Evil Evil Evil Guy was the one that killed her, despite that Alt 2.0 seemed to be the most likely culprit according to the media.
- For several years, Tom "Domino" Monaghan tried to revive her, much to her brother Keith "Boyfriend" Miku's dismay.
- Miku was actually the one to create Minecraft and Harry Potter but what she originally created was stolen so that they wouldn't be tainted by her crazy ideals.
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