*snore* fuck me
—How hatchimals snore
Hatchimals are the main enemies of Furbies. They are recruited by The Loud House to spy on enemies. Hatchimals resemble fat birds. They have short wings, and scoot their asses to move. They also have a tail behind them.
History[]
Hatchimals first evolved on the dwarf planet Haumea. They lived in peace for years, and became diverse. Then Dr. Eggman invaded and chased most of them away. Many of them landed on earth and were adopted. Then Lisa Loud found a Hatchimal egg and hatched it. Then she realized they could be used as spies. As a result, other people’s Hatchimals spying on their owners. Now, a lot of Hatchimals live in Hatchtopia, a floating island suspended over North Brazil.
Care[]
Hatchimals will stay with you once you adopt them. They will spy on you. You must care fore them and feed them. They will get cold or sick from time to time. The more time a Hatchimals spends with its owner, the more English it learns. You can also play shames to keep them occupied. If this doesn’t happen, they will cause trouble.
Wars[]
Several times in recent years, the Hatchimals have gone to war with Furbies. This resulted in mass casualties for both sides.
Communication[]
Hatchimals speak Hatchish, a language closely related to Chinese and German. Hatchish is surpassed by the true language of Hatchimals. This language has no name pronounceable in English. However some people call it the Hatchimal Mother Tongue. It mainly consists of random sounds. These include:
- Buzzing
- Squeaking
- Burping
- Trilling
- Beeping
- Whirring
- Whistling
Their languages is also combined with visual movements, such as dancing. They can also change the color of the their eyes to convey their emotions.
List of Hatchimals Varieties[]
- Draggle
- Pandork
- Penguala
- Cheetree
- Tigyatt
- Puffatass
- Burple
- Bunweegee
- Hegdyhen
- Ligul
- Owlicorn
- Bearakeet
- Elevatorfly
- Hamstupid
Trivia[]
- Hatchimals actually have feet. However they are mostly or fully covered by their fat bellies.