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Harambe

Overview[]

Harambe was a Western Lowland Gorilla who resided at the Cincinnati Zoo in Dimension 666. He was a somewhat tame gorilla. Some weird-ass kid came into the enclosure which prompted Harambe to start "touching" the kid, forcing a zookeeper Wol to ASPLODE him with a Tubby Bomb. Sadly, Harambe did not respawn.

Birth and Life[]

Birth and Abduction[]

Harambe was the offspring of Donkey Kong and Luigi. Don't question it. He was born near the Gladys Port Zoo in the Frost Dimension in 1999. He was then abducted by Duo. The true motive is unknown, but some speculate that it was a bounty given by Donald Trump. DK and Luigi got very sad, due to the fact that since Harambe was monkeynapped, they could no longer beat him on Mondays with a George Washingmachine statue that they bought off the white market. Harambe, still in the Frost Dimension, was transported to the Gladys Port Zoo.

Gladys Port Zoo[]

Harambe lived in the 7-B enclosure of the GPZ for 15 years. He mad some friends there, however. He met Gary the Snail, who was the biggest crime boss of the GPZ. They started doing business together, and eventually, Harambe had a plethora of hot girls and a selection of drugs to choose from. Some even say that he rose above Gary the Snail. Gary did not like that, so he got Donald Trump to yeet Harambe to Dimension 666 in exchange for Argyle Meth.

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