- Not to be confused with Hank Hill and Hank Anti Gacha Gaming.
Feelin' tough, midget? Do you think I have the patience to deal with your shit? Get out of my way!
—Hank J. Wimbleton, threatening Boyfriend.
Hank J. Wimbleton is a notorious criminal who lives in Nevada. Hank is mostly known for killing MOAR people than even Pico. Hank also stars in his very own TV show, Madness Combat.
History[]
Hank was born in Nevada, and his life started off normal. However, Hank was constantly bullied at school. Everybody hated him since they thought he was copying Hank Hill, who was another student at Hank's school. Hank and Hank Hill became enemies ever since. Hank's only friends in school were Sanford, Deimos, and 2BDamned. 2BDamned brought Hank back to life every time he got rekt by Hank Hill. It didn't take long for Hank become violent during his childhood.
Hank, now an adult, was friends with Jesus Christ for a long time. Hank was the apprentice, and Jesus was the master. Hank even had a girlfriend named Yuliana. Hank, Jesus, and Yuliana lived in peace, and Yuliana helped Hank become a much better person than when he was a kid. However, this time of peace didn't last long, since Nevada was invaded by the Elmo Gang. Hank and 2BDamned began fighting back, but Yuliana tried stopping him by saying to say violence isn't the answer. However, when Hank saw that Hank Hill was working for the Elmo Gang, Hank's battle against the Elmo Gang became MOAR personal. Hank brutally beats up Hank Hill, and Hank tries shooting him in the head, but Yuliana gets in the way and tells Hank to stop, but it was too late, since Hank accidently shot Yuliana, killing her. The Elmo Gang retreats, and Jesus became extremely disappointed in Hank.
Sometime later, both of Hank and Jesus were listening to music until somebody decided to change the song from "MEGALOVANIA" to "Baby" by Justin Beaver. This caused Hank to lose his remaining sanity, so he killed everybody in the park, including Jesus.
After getting killed by Hank, Jesus comes back to life and creates the A.A.H.W., which stands for "Agency Against Hank Wimbleton". Jesus and the A.A.H.W. try to kill Hank multiple times, but they keep FAILING, until Hank got killed by Tricky the Clown, who ripped his head off and smashed it into the ground. However, Tricky brought Hank back to life, but then Tricky kills Hank again, and then Hank kills Tricky, AND THEN Jesus kills both Hank and Tricky.
Sanford and Deimos later find out that Hank DIED, so they go on a recuse mission. Deimos brought Hank back to life. However, Hank was a slightly bigger version of himself with a weird arm, since Deimos didn't know how to bring him back to life. Hank then kills Deimos for being a n00b. Sanford gets mad at Hank for killing Deimos, but Hank dabs and Sanford says "bruh". Hank and Sanford destroy the A.A.H.W., but the A.A.H.W. later comes back as the UnPolice. Hank and Sanford later got arrested and became one of the first criminals to be imprisoned at The Wall.
Hank and Sanford eventually escaped. Hank finds a way to turn himself back into a normal grunt, instead of a slightly bigger version of himself with a weird arm. Hank then joins the Blocky Bunch, but he later quits to create his new gang, a rip-off of the Elmo Gang called the Hank Gang, consisting of himself, Sanford, Deimos, 2BDamned, and later, many more.
It didn't take long for Hank and his gang to quickly overthrow the Nevadian Government. After that, the events of Everything: The Movie begins, and it starts with Nevada getting invaded. After being outnumbered by the bad guys, Hank joins Mario and friends and they have a huge fucking adventure. Hank and Mario then meet a mysterious, Mario-like creature named Ana, and everything only MOAR chaotic from there.
Trivia[]
- Hank has an alternate UnUniverse counterpart of him named White Hank.
- The "J" in Hank J. Wimbleton SOMEHOW stands for "Motherfucker".
- Hank sends hitmen after people who block him online.
- Hank hates furries because they gross him out.
- Hank has a pet named Bloody Bunny.