Not to be confused with the original Hank.
Hank Anti Gacha Gaming, also known as Caelan O or HAGG for short, is one of the last few members of anti gacha after the Spanish Pain incident and the great anti gacha war that was started by Tobirama's brother Hashirama. He was in the United States marine corp during the Iraqi conflict which led him to be in unit 125 also known as the anti gacha unit along with Ur_mom and MF Tone gamming where in attempts to save a downed helicopters pilot and escaping the shithole of a country a nuke went off taking out their helicopter leaving only him Tone and Mom alive years after this incident his radiation poisoning led him to getting grey skin and looking like a Grunt.
He would then get a call from president Donald Trump telling him to investigate a strange occurrence in Spain after they kidnapped a girl named Ashley Graham as Leon Sex Appeal Kennedy was too busy playing bingo to help. He accepts the mission and ends up finding out that this was a breeding ground for a parasite made by Luni to make a new gachakid virus during this mission he meets a Russian lady named Vesna and an old friend of his Ur_mom unfortunately things were cut short when a man by the name of Saddler mortally injures Ur_mom and Hank has to watch him DIE in his arms while he gives him an antidote to the parasite.
Later, Vesna gets kidnapped by an unknown person who he finds out is Mf Tone who kidnapped her to continue an experiment called the Ryona experiment which involved creating immortal soldiers before killing them in grotesque ways. Tone explains that Experimenting on Vesna to continue this Immortal female soldier experiment was necessary for a victory but then they have a knife fight and almost gets killed by Vesna who found a pistol. Meanwhile, Hank kills saddler and returns to fight Mf tone who decided to take the parasite to get a cool blade arm. In the end, Hank puts his former comrade out of his misery and rescues the Ashley before the island explodes because Vesna doesn't believe in human rights because of her constant suffering. After the incident he found himself given many medals for his service and Hashirama plans to get ready for the great anti gacha gacha war which leads to an all-out war. after that he joined Hank Gang to be a part of another crew and he continues to search for Vesna so they can hunt down and kill the people responsible for the Ryona project.
He's friends with both White Hank and Hank J. Wimbleton unfortunately his down bad ass keeps saying horny jokes about Wank, so he gets punched often.
I CANT BELIEVE THEY GAVE ME BOOBS IN THE GAME
Dont blame me blame Vesna besides you look hotter with a nice pair of mel-
—Hank Anti Gacha Gaming
SHUT IT CAELAN YOU DOWN BAD LITTLE SHIT.—White Hank abusing me XDDD.