Our Country's Flag.
Our Country is a European country located in Iceland. It is the result of the Shachōian Confederacy winning the Icelandic Civil War, and is currently an Oligarchy ruled by every variant of Stingy. It is in good relations with Hyrule, especially Southeast Hyrule.
History[]
Before 1990, Our Country was part of Iceland. The citizens in what is now Our Country were tired of being fat, but the Icelandic government refused to make or enforce any healthy eating laws, as the people in what is now Modern Iceland liked being as unhealthy as Wario and wanted things to stay that way. Finally, a certain group of elves from some northern Island had enough, and started spreading their influence of a healthy lifestyle to the people in what is now Our Country, starting with the citizens of Lazy Town. Eventually, the elves' influence sparked the formation of the Shachōian Confederacy, who started a revolution and kicked off the Icelandic Civil War. Our Country was given independence after only three battles, since Iceland was too lazy to keep the war going. After gaining independence, Shachō was made President, and the elves who helped with the revolution, especially Sportacus, helped keep the country in order since Shachō couldn't run fast enough to look after the whole country (he didn't have the Rush Boots yet). However, a few criminals (like Robbie Rotten) started to try and brainwash the citizens to become lazy again (no one knows why, we assume they were Icelandic loyalists). While Glanni Glæpur was almost sucessful, he was swiftly defeated by Íþróttaálfurinn because being edgy never gets you anywhere. However, Our Country ended up being home to none other than the great group of Stingies, including American Stingy himself. Being the, well, Stingies that they are, they decided to claim the country as theirs in 2015. Our Country was at war with the Mushroom Kingdom, so they took this as a perfect opprotunity to attack. With a swift revolution, they overthrew Shachō and his Confederacy and moved the capital to Lazy City, as the old one, Lazy Town was almost destroyed in the war. They then proceeded to use their high amount of weapons to win the war, putting the Mushroom Kingdom in a great depression. The Stingean Confederacy rules the country to this day.
Trivia[]
- They have a colony, Kazooieland, which is land they stole from the Mushroom Kingdom after winning the Mushroom War.
- Sportacus and the other elves were a bit intimidated at the overthrowing of the Shachōian Confederacy, but eventually stopped caring because the Stingies weren't really doing anything bad.
- Our Country is currently planning to take over the entire UnWorld, but I don't think that will happen, right?
- Our Country is in good relations with UnAmerica because they both like capitalism.
- For some reason 30 languages are equally popular here. Probably because of a certain accident.
- The country is currently at war with Bikini Bottom for being a threat to its Fast Foot industry.
- The capital is triagonal, but we don't know why. Our experts have discovered a cryptic link in the country's hit song, the Mine Song.