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The Boxart.

HaloBob GunPants 3: Revenge of Patrick is the third installment in the HaloBob GunPants series for the Chintendo Vii and, Commodore 64. It features 3D gameplay mechanics that Bubsy 3D could do better. You play as a cyborg SpongeBob SquarePants who goes on a murderous rampage to try to kill Patrick Star, but really you just watch him get high on cocaine a lot. This was the first to feature 2 players letting you play as Tom, but all he does is yell "Chocolate!" at people.

The "disc" was actually just a Potato with a marker on saying "HaloBob GunPants 3: Revenge of Ptric", which likely wasn't misspelled on purpose. 

Shameplay[]

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The shameplay.

The controls are so unresponsive, it's really hard to even play the shame. Sometimes it will even glitch out and crash. The shame is a lot like Squidward On Strike, but worse, and it only takes maybe 20 minutes to beat it. It is also an Elmo Payne knockoff.

Bosses[]

There none except Patrick which is just a big reskinned version of you. He appears at random even at the very start of the shame. He will often just die in a few hits, and he also goes through you. After you kill him, a 4 hour film of Patrick Star twerking to the soundtrack can be seen, and then the shame crashes and explodes.

Music[]

The music is Squidward Tentacles playing Static-X on clarinet. The band actually sued the developers, but they shot them all. 

Ratings[]

It was rated 1+ by everyone. It also got 0.1/10,000 by everyone. SpongeBob himself had this to say to the developers: "Kill yourself, already."

This is a horrible shame.

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