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HaloBobGunPants2

The box art.

HaloBob GunPants 2: Resurrection is as bad as Cars 2. It has only one world with a few levels and TERRIBLE music. You call this a shame? Srsly?

Characters[]

Only two. Spongebob & Wario. Wario is only playable in 2-player mode.

Plot[]

Spongebob gets revenge on Patrick when he just died.

Shameplay[]

All you get to do is walk and jump on terrible graphics and kill bad guys by stepping on them. If you don't, the enemies take one of your lives and you get killed by BEES! When you jump, it cuts to a boring cutscene that was supposed to look epic but since the game is glitchy, you fall off the screen and get killed by BEES! There is one level where you have to swim underwater but there's millions of sharks that appear every second so you get eaten by sharks, but you still survive in it's tummy but bees are in there so you get killed by BEES!

Levels[]

Innocent Town[]

Enemies[]

  • Innocent people that kill you when you touch them (Just like everything innocent)
  • Innocent cars
  • Innocent signs
  • The innocent level itself

Bosses[]

Minibosses[]
Major Bosses[]

Random Tree[]

Enemies[]

The only footage ever shown

The only known footage of the game.

  • Killable BEES!
  • Monkeys
  • Alex The Lion
  • Tigers
  • Jellyfish

Bosses[]

Minibosses[]
  • Giant BEES!
Major Bosses[]
  • The Queen BEES!

City Of Crime[]

Enemies[]

Bosses[]

Minibosses[]
Major Bosses[]
Final Boss[]
Forms[]
  • Dark Patrick Star
  • Dark Dark Patrick Star
  • WaPatrick Star
  • WaWaPatrick Star
  • WaWaWaPatrick Star
  • WaWaWaWaPatrick Star
  • WaDark Patrick Star
  • WaDark Dark Patrick Star
  • Patchuck Starris

Reception[]

Everybody gave the game -∞/10 (Except for Po) so it got banned.

Reviews[]

Why do we sell this shame?

-∞/5: It sucked.

IGN

Why did I make this shame for the NES?

*Cries*

YOU CALL THIS A SHAME MY SON!? GO BACK INTO VIDEO SHAME HIGHSCHOOL! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT SUCKS! GO LOCK YOURSELF UP IN A DEATH CHAMBER!

Ducky

Again! Again!

Po

HaloBob GunPants[ / ]
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