- Not to be confused with the Breaking Bad Guy, or the over 9000 guy.
Hal is a dumb guy and singlehandedly the worst Angry Bird. He has won this award OVER 9000 times.
History[]
When Hal hatched from his egg, his parents immediately knew that he was a disgrace and sent him off to the bird orphanage. When he was at the orphanage, nobody adopted him for obvious reasons, so he spent his entire childhood as an orphan. That was until the Angry Birds came along and took him in, but they only did this because they needed more soldiers (they should have just hired Mordecai instead). In other words, everyone thinks this guy is an abomination. He then proceeded to create HAL 9000 for some reason I can't explain, why Saint Peter wouldn't call his name.
Nowadays, he works with the rest of the birds killing the weird green pigs that want to eat their unborn children. Like the others, he has his own special ablility, but the problem with that is that he has a horrible ability (to retreat like a boomerang) and it never ever comes in handy (unless it is used backwards).
When he isn't fighting, he's usually on sites like 4chan and Reddit like a huge nerd. You can also sometimes find him simping for girls like Belle Delphine, Pokimane, Jolyne Cujoh, and especially Marisa Kirisame.
Trivia[]
- Marisa often limits Hal's screen-time on 4chan, especially on the /jp/ board.
- He appears in the NightmareWorks movie Megamind, in which he takes a human form and is the main villain.
