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Actually, I'm a boy

Haku

Haku is a minor character in naruto (series) he is a member of the hidden mist assassins along with Zabuza and currently a member of the Unbeatables. Despite the feminine features Haku is actually a boy with an androgynous appearance basically making him a femboy. He and Zabuza were assassins before they quit and were hired by the Unbeatables. But before we can explain why he joined the unbeatables we need to start from the beginning which is his childhood in the land of water Japan

Childhood[]

Haku was born on the 6th of January in the land of water Japan that suffered heavy poverty after The Fish War. He lived with his parents until a very bad incident happened when his dad killed his mom and he ended up using ice release which was an ice jutsu killing his own father along with a mob of Evil Snowmen. After becoming an orphan he would have his life slowly go downhill until he met his savior Zabuza appeared and asked Haku to become his "Weapon" which meant to become his bodyguard Haku decided to join him as it gave the boi purpose and now he would be able to get all the McDonald's he wants. Zabuza would then train Haku in every water style he knew

Mist Assassin[]

Fast forward a Few years and Haku's now 15 he and Zabuza started taking contracts from a man named Mister Chang in order to assassinate big figures in the shaming industry because they kept talking shit about Top Fighter 2000 MK VIII and as such Haku and Zabuza went on a killing spree nationwide murdering Nintendo and Microsoft people to the point where they called up Captain 100 to deal with the Mist Assassins. When he's not murdering people he's seen playing on his Neo Geo that he bought from Wal-Mart after getting attacked by captain 100 that nearly killed them both they decided to stop being the mist assassins until one day they met a man named Super 17 who offered them to join the Unbeatables Zabuza decided to accept the offer and now they're apart of the group

Haku currently resides in the unbeatable palace

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