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Hail the Wizard

Why does Touka like her?!

Hajime Kunihiro is an absolute jerk and the candidate for most spannoying woman of the century. She is married to Touka Ryuumonbuchi and STOLE HER FROM ME! TOUKA IS MIIIIINE! MIIIIIIINE!

Uh, anyway, she is Touka's maid and personal THIEF butler. SHE STOLE HERRRRRRR! UNFORGIVABLE!

She is also a friend of Justin Bieber and has done a cover of all her songs. JB even helped her with her own song. She fell in love with Hitler's clone when he was young and still loves him now. In fact, she loves everything!

She is also the Prime Minster of Bolivia. She also stars in Hajime Kunihiro Dies as herself.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help our captain keep this article awesome by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be expunged.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help our captain keep this article awesome by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be expunged.

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