Hades is a pathetic self-proclaimed god that rules Fake Hell. He can often be seen playing Call of Duty whilst swearing at kids.
Personality[]
Hades is often described as a short tempered, depressed being ruling Fake Hell. He can also be called the Fake Devil. His routines are usually smelling the air outside of his house, self-loathing, and playing Call of Duty. His favorite dish is Moussaka, which he often gets stuck in his throat. Hades is also addicted to Call of Duty, which he is bad at. If anyone kills him on Call of Duty, he will send them to Fake Hell, into the River of Social Degenerates.
History[]
Hades was born on June 13, 1997 and was created by Mickey Mouse. He was a normal being until Hercules went to Fake Hell and falcon punched Hades in the face in order to impress a girl. This was the source of the lifestyle he lives today.
How to survive Hades[]
Hades' Call of Duty Username is Iamagod1997. If you ever get into a match with him, don't make him mad or else he will send you down to Fake Hell. If you're Spamton he will opt to send you to the Teletubby Land Acid Lake instead.
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