HERO is a hero. He is the best because he is a boywife because can make me 90000 sandviches and keep me fed. HERO used to be called HEROINE but then that stupid Yoshi-freak TJ "Henry" Yoshi sued him to death until he died dead and had to be revived under the pseudonym name of HERO because he eats wannabe heroes. Of course HERO would do this, he is evil just like the rest of the OMORI guys.
There are No More Heroes, and you can tell if someone is HERO if they look like an HERO. He is also friends with the Angry Video Game Nerd and with Senior Second Incarnation.
History[]
Past[]
Before living HERO was a baby, he was a very fat baby because he ate all the food. He then advanced throughout the years and became bigger and bigger until an entire United State had to be named after him because of how big he had gotten. During this growth he also learned how to cook and how to be sexy. This made him (four) score with MARI from OMORI.
He loved her so much he used to want to marry MARI (this joke doesn't get sense if you don't live in an area of the UnWorld that doesn't have the Mary-Merry-Marry Merger or if you pronounce MARI like Mario) but then she took an arrow to the knee and died on the stairs. This made him so sad that he decided he'd go poison his own food and die. But this only increased his living powers and now he's a juggernaut who is unkillable as well as more unbreakable than any diamond, for what doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER!
Being unable to be killed or not to be killed, HERO decided he'd go do what heroes do best and he'd battle against a true hero after genociding his routes, as well as his syo. He died this time but for real and so had to be a ghost for a while until his toast got buttered and he killed everyone again. This is when he befriended (just like thy momther as like Sans Undertale) all the alligators in the UnWorld.
During this time he also became MR. JAWSUM's pet maid catboy to show off his boywife powers. This pissed off everyone on Twitter.com because they hate sharks who sell them VPNs. But then SWEETHEART stole HERO from MR. JAWSUM and tortured him a billion times to love her but he never did, going back to MR. JAWSUM.
Future[]
He inherited the Wafia from Wario after Wario had died for the final time, becoming BOSSMAN HERO (his NEO form) in the process. We don't know much else what happens after that because this is during the End of Days. During the rest of the end of days he'd go send his minions out to gather him pills.
Food Hero Makes[]
- Hamburgers for KEL.
- 0 Burgers for KEL.
- Chum Burgers for KEL.
- Everything for KEL.