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The gwelf

The Gwelf holding his megaphone and a stack of turnip sandwiches.

In the UnHyperverse, the Gwelf is a creature that lurks around in people's gardens and steals all of their vegetables and DINNER. The Gwelf was first created in Dig-It Land, and eventually expanded its natural range to other parts of the UnUniverse.

Small is a big fanatic of the Gwelf; he reads books about him all the time based off of real life events. Many people are not certain at all of the Gwelf's existence, a notable example of this is Big, who prefers to believe that the Gwelf is only a piece of fiction and not a real being. The Gwelf does not like it at all when others deny his existence.

The Gwelf also enjoys eating turnip sandwiches, and carrying around an instrument he identifies as his "megaphone".

Appearance[]

The Gwelf's appearance is basically a spherical yellow-greenish creature with purple spots and limbs that can emerge from any area of the surface of his spherical body. It has black, Pac-Man-shaped eyes, and a big, grinning mouth. It also possesses fingers and feet. Whenever one says that they deny the Gwelf's existence, it becomes angry and gains a red tint.

History[]

The Gwelf was spawned into existence one day by the Dig-Its, because they wanted to see if they could invent a new species with the plethora of materials and resources they already hoarded. They wanted for it to conquer gardens and farms by stealing vegetables and other sorts of food, so that the Dig-Its could add to their assemblage of materials. The Gwelf, did just that, and was a great success to the Dig-Its. At one point, they tried to get the Gwelf to take part in a battle with Chuck Norris himself. If the Gwelf ever did defeat Chuck, then the Dig-Its would establish it as a member of the Dig-It parliament. Chuck Norris won the battle, leaving the Gwelf seriously injured.

Victims[]

The Gwelf's most notable victim is a mean old farmer, known as Farmer Flubb. You see, one day, Farmer Flubb wanted to commit yet again other malefaction in the form of cutting down the treehouse of a squirrel. Unbeknownst to Flubb, the Gwelf was watching him! Flubb tried everything to get rid of the squirrel, but he could not, because his attention had been drawn to the Gwelf constantly. The Gwelf saved the squirrel by gluing Flubb's clothes to the roof of his own house. Subsequently, the Gwelf snatched his megaphone, and yelled, "YOU'VE BEEN GWELFED!". He then performed an abstruse ritual on top of Flubb's head. It is assumed by few that he might have been doing the Do the Wario dance. After that, news of the Gwelf had rised. He often became spotted regularly, though his whereabouts remained unknown. This event is known to this day as the "Farmer Flubb incident".

Another notable time that the Gwelf decided to continue with his evil deeds, was in Dig-It Land, in the house of Big and Small, his next victims. The Gwelf thought it would be a good idea to park Small's car on the stairs, before leaving their house in an instant. Big wasn't paying attention, and slipped down the stairs, leaving Big's spinal cord notably injured. Small at the time had persuaded Big that the Gwelf was the one who left his car on the stairs, but Big was not at all convinced, nor was he impressed. The Gwelf then stole Small's turnips and sandwiches, and went back home. After a series of unfortunate events involving the discovery of turnip sandwiches, Big decided that the Gwelf was the cause of all these hardships, and in response to his decision, he locked himself in the basement, because he was fearful that the Gwelf would come to eat him.

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Dig-Its [ / ]
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