Guido Mista

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nooo i dont like four

—Guido Mista

Guido Mista is an Italian Man who is afraid of the number "4" (because he's obsessed with japanese culture), he also has a funny purple gun named "Sex Pistols" no wonder why its called that. He does not engage in intercourse with his sex pistols, though, it would be humerous if he did.

Life Story[]

Guido Mista was born about a billion years ago in Italy. When he was born he had no hair, and at six years of age was bullied to death in school. Some lunatic cultist with a crossbow shot him in the forehead with the Stand Arrow and he got super epic intercourse pistol skills. Minutes later he shit the pants of all his bullies firing "warning shots". Some guy named Buccirati noticed how epic his sexy pistols were and hired him to Passione.

At Passione he'd have an epic time shooting random people, but then Bowser called and said no more shooting people, and so went on a journey with Giorno Giovanna to go shoot Bowser because he was very mad he didn't get to shoot people anymore.

His suppressive fire was critical in distracting the boss before Golden Experience Requiem could go muda muda muda him and his weakling Diavolo into next Tuesday. With Bowser defeated he didn't just become second-in-command of Passione, but of the entire Bowser Army. With his newfound power he resumed in his favorite activity, firing bullets at random Koopas and Goombas, except this time with Bowser's Weapons.

But the fun didn't last forever, and he could only just use weapons Passione owned after Giorno worked out the separation deal with Bowser.

Trivia[]

He played VestaServal in an image about peace returning to the UnAnything Wiki.

Sex Pistols (Sexy Bullets)

User:

Guido Mista

Power:

E

Speed:

Faster than a speeding bullet

Range:

B(ullet)

Durability:

A

Precision:

A

Potential:

B(ullet)

Ability:

The sexy bullets, mate.

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