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"Dingpot, Dingpot by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?”

Gruntilda

Stop this cheating, Grunty says. Or your shame pak I’ll erase!

Gruntilda

Gruntilda is an ugly witch who only speaks in rhymes and wants to kill Banjo and Kazooie!

Backstory[]

Gruntilda was a witch that was born with DIE disorder, then the only word she ever said was "DIE" for the first 5 years of her life, and she kept killing people by saying die. Her parents put her in an adoption center, but Nobody bothered to raise her. She then went to boating school but SpongeBob SquarePants kept stealing her boat, and she then got rejected and dropped off to the witches school and studied making shames.

Her first shame was Banjo with a Kazooie which was based on two guys she hated back in boating school named Banjo and Kazooie which everyone at witch school loved the game and demanded a sequel. Two years later she decided to make a sequel to the shame called Banjo with a Tooie due to high demand from people, and people didn't like it as much as the 1st one. So she decided to get a job at Rareware at 1997.

How she became evil[]

In her boating school years she met two people she hated called Banjo and Kazooie. Both showed of their creative moves and everyone was impressed except the Undefeatables. Grunty got jealous and tried to do magic but she got permanently excluded and made a shame about the two characters. She currently plans to create a car machine to kill Banjo and Kazooie.

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