Grumpy Cat is the most grumpy cat in the whole entire universe. If you displease her, she will go on a rampage and tear out your eyes, rip your mouth off, eat your arms and legs, and use the body as a bathroom.
There is only one person who Grumpy Cat won't kill. However, he exploded while Grumpy Cat was claiming her friend. Grumpy Cat has destroyed a few million universes and now lives in a huge mansion whose owner she ate.
People are amazed that Grumpy Cat isn't fat, because she has eaten over 9000 victims.
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