Gru showing his minions what he is going to steal.
WHERE ARE THE G O R L S
—Gru, holding his Colt .45 at victor.
Gru is an unusual man, he often says he's good and does good things but does bad things after. He is currently keeping slaves also known as Minions and does awful things to them like feeding them sections of the Moon. He is a grand larcenist who seems to always be forgiven by the UnUnited Kingdom's government because he "rises the economy" or something like that. Gru's UnRank is precisely -821,481,630.001.
History[]
Gru was Walkin down the street when two little gorls offered him candee. This is when he started to bond with them, and buy pet minions.
Appearance[]
Gru is a bald male with a fat body. He wears his scarf and suit on missions, but usually is in his hot tub naked.
Trivia[]
Gru as a little kid. Even then he was highly despicable and evil.
- Gru loves his minions, but hates them.
- Gru is ugLy
- Gru so evil, he turned Yo Mama into a minion. (not very evil)
- GRU LOVE GORL
- One day, Gru decided that he wanted to invent a word, so he decided to invent the word "dominion", which was not ever used prior to that moment. The word relates to Gru's relationship with his minions - Gru has dominion over his minions.
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