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Ah, the owner of the restaurant, it's mine now!

Grimace

I’m innocent! I’m INNOCENT!

Grimace shortly after being electrocuted

Grimace AKA Some Purple Blob was a member of McDonald's until his betrayal and desire to eat everything. You could say he is a gluttony incarnate, as he's big and fat nand eats a lot, but that would be wrong as he's more so greedy than gluttonous: considering that time he paid off Wikia Staff to get his McDonald's wiki page turned into a giant advertisement; a true glutton would rather eat the page. His sweat is currently being processed into deadly milkshakes (which he also eats). His rival is Mr Blobby.

Proof he is actually Gluttony[]

Grimace is gluttony because Grimace is hungry for anything (especially food from McDonald's itself). He is also power-hungry to the point he ate Ronald McDonald and took over said restaurant (but yet again that could be an envy thing). He wasn't revealed to be evil first until overthrowing Ronald McDonald. First thing he did as CEO of McDonalds was to put Nikocado Avocado to shame by eating OVER 9000 of McDonald's's hamburgers in 12 seconds. Unfortunately, he sucked at being the whole "gluttony" thing as KEL beat his record and ate OVER OVER 9000 burgers in the same amount of time, just 3 minutes later. He thought it was some competition for who could have the most burgers in their stomach. And KEL isn't even a reincarnation of Gluttony, so I guess my theory was for nothing.

2023 Grimace's Birthday controversy[]

On 6/12/2023, the Grimace Shake was released to celebrate Grimace's birthday. This beverage was a financial success, the shake quickly became a widespread phenomenon.

However, the shake is suspected to have a 99% fatality rate. Millions of people have died after consuming it.

Known side effects of the Grimace Shake include:

  1. Instant artery clogging.
  2. Drowning in one's own vomit.
  3. Digestion of all organs.
  4. Acidic tripping that results in complete soul oblivion.
  5. Grimace himself appearing and beating you to death.
  6. Ones own body painfully transmuting into a new Grimace Shake.
  7. All of the above at once.

Despite the rumors, the shake is completely safe to consume and tastes like delicious berries.

(Note: No one in this wiki was bribed $5,000,000 by McDonalds to write the sentence above)

Trivia[]

  • He wanted to be the capital of the McWorld, but McCity was chosen to be the capital instead.
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