Green Cheese is some weird thingy that is presumed to be cheese. If you eat it, it gives you weird psychic powers. It has a lot of calories, and makes people have a pudgy belly upon eating it. This is extremely evident as to when Ness found some green cheese on the floor when he was 2 and ate it for some reason. The reasons to this happening are high unknown, but some people think it might be the weird doing of the Teletubbies. Just a theory, though. A GAME THEORY!
Nutrition Facts[]
- Calories: OVER 9000
- Fat: 17 g
- Saturated Fat: 15 g
- Trans Fat: 1 g
- Sodium/Salt: 955 mg
- Carbohydrates: 17 tacos
- Protein: 8 cartons of milk's worth. It is a dairy product, after all...
- Fiber: 17 g
- Sugars: 1 g
- Vitamin A: Any%
- Vitamin C: 7 cans of fruit juice's worth
- Calcium: 17 cartons of milk's worth.
- Iron: We don't exactly know.
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