The Great Cornholio is the King of Bungholio. His real name is Beavis. He has no bunghole, yet he needs T.P. for his Bunghole. HE IS CORNHOLIO! HE NEEDS T.P. FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!!! He really is a strange guy indeed. HE IS CORNHOLIO! HE HATH NO BUNGHOLE!!!!!
History
The Great Cornholio is the son of the First King of Bunghole, whose homeworld is Lake Titicaca. Born as the son of the First King and Queen of Bungholio, he was always a rather nice son, carrying out the work that his father and mother often did. Unfortunately, Lake Titica was under siege by the Decepticon Army's Red Links, so his parents rocketed him to a random area on Earth in an escape pod. Upon landing on a random area on Earth, he was adapted by a farmer and his wife, who gave him the name 'Beavis'.
As the years went by, 'Beavis' started to grow better into society, where he became friends with another teenager named Butt-Head. Together, the two of them went on a number of adventures, even meeting Peter Griffin at one point. However, it was not until the time that their Television got stolen that the Great Cornholio would make his return. During a trip via plane to Las Vegas, 'Beavis' came across an old woman who gave him special pills. These pills suddenly triggered Beavis's transformation into the Great Cornholio. With the power of OVER 9000 bungholes pulsing throughout his body, the Cornholio caused a path of destruction throughout the United States of UnAmerica. He flooded the Hoover Dam, distracted the Feds, made it into the White House and got angry with Richard Nixon, and prank-called the Pentagon into setting up Defcon 4.
After all of that, the Cornholio went in and whacked inside Hank Hill's camper.