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AgentTubby

Poster for new members

The Grand Tubby Government is a loosely-held organisation that controls the Tubby Military and the Blue Teletubby Workers outside of Teletubby Land.

The government is famous for creating Respawn Drives to respawn Teletubbies that does not have the ability to respawn. Due to this, they made millions of Tubby Custard from clones of the Blue Workers (who can't respawn). After making the Portable Respawn Drive Tubbyhouse Co. Version 2.6, the Blue Workers quickly respawned anywhere without needing to fix the main Respawn Drive inside the Satellite Station. After banning almost every Blue Worker account due to not letting them choose their username, the Respawn Drives were discontinued. There's 273 known Teletubbies in the group and their motto is "To Destroy & Enslave".

History[]

Sometime in the past, an idiot of a tubby blew up the central mainframe department of the TeleWebTubbyVerse and was arrested by an unknown force. The founder of the government used the genetic material inside that Teletubby and cloned him after stealing Dipsy's technology. By messing with the brain, the 5 original co-founders and the 13 original clones became the Government that they were today.

Despite the Government forming rapidly, increasing the production of artificial Teletubby creation, the main 4 never realised their existence until the Government held half of all land in the Teletubby Land.

By giving a saying from every type of Teletubby and rejecting their saying in a idiotic way, the government became so powerful that they took over the mountains to set up a Satellite Station. With cloning machines working every second, blue workers were born. Ron (Teletubby), Tobby (Teletubby) and Lenny (Teletubby) were the commanders and representatives of the Blue Teletubby Workers, with the highest rank given to Teo Blue, who was named after the Founder. Due to some workers leaving the station, assassins were hired to kill the workers that see the outside world and assassinate people who the government don't want alive.

Military[]

Some assassins got so invested in killing the workers that they themselves joined the government as the Tubby Military. The government liked this idea so much that they gave the Military their own emails and username freedom. This only cause even more anger and hatred in the Blue Workers for the government. Because of less and less blue workers are working, new workers with their own usernames were hired to tick the workers off. This happened to the point where government agent posters were put up to stop the riot. The Military decided to explode the workers and put them into life support forever only for them to see username freedom before they die. This was rejected due to the respawn drives everywhere and the workers will just respawn. But then again, the military thinks that destroying the drives with the workers should be considered.

List of Members[]

  • T0 (Pronounced Teo)
  • T1
  • T2
  • T3
  • T4
  • T5
  • Teo Blue
  • Lenny (Teletubby)
  • Ron (Teletubby)
  • Tobby (Teletubby)
  • The Entirety of the Blue Workers
  • Charlie Custordion
  • Seemee Thomasmon Le Whito Tubby
  • Sgt. Miles Luther King JR
  • Commander Anne Luther King
  • Q-Tubby
  • Blue_Cube
  • Kashdopper Le Pinky Tubby
  • The Legend of The Legendary Bush Turkey
  • Alex T. Matchbox Tubbysized
  • Chicken Wishing Well Hope you R Swell
  • ASDSgashMooch
  • Cows Moo Softly
  • Frank J. Hipydippy
  • Stinky Winky
  • Hipsy
  • Faa-Faa
  • Utter Disgrace to Humanity
  • Hee Ho
  • Reginaeld Frasnerd Gerrhasd Adidas Cellar
  • Gee Mr See
  • John Da Tubby III
  • Remiton Elegt Sixxx Ero
  • Gunface Thomasmon
  • Yee HeHe Le Washing Reeper
  • We Heat Deaper
  • Geep Mep Gesh
Teletubbies [ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah