Grand Theft Sesame Street: Hot Pursuit is contrary to popular beliefs, not a racing shame (well prior to this rewrite it was). What's true is that it's an instalment to the GTSS series but it's actually free to play for everyone, regardless if you're on PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PC or Mac!
The devs of GTSS realized low sales in 2017, why? Because the shames are OVERPRICED AS FUCK! So they wasted the next 2 years of their lives making a free to play GTSS shame and for the licenses to use real music and have real guns they were also expensive as all hell as well! When 2019 finally came the shame was released free for everyone on Play Station 4, Xbox ONE, Windows and MacOS. A port for the Nintendo Switch was planned but cancelled because the switch is as powerful as 2 sticks of butter mixed with a sack of hippopotamus shit!
The business plan was simple. Little Timmies would sneakily buy copies of GTSS and see a pamphlet for this shame so they would download it and play but if they heard footsteps they exited out and quickly resumed playing Minceraft.
Shameplay[]
Once you select a loadout, you are dropped into the city where you must get the high score with your team! You can shoot people, steal cars, buy bombs, ect. It’s essentially the GTSS version of Call of Ducky: The Warzone 2.0. The time limit is 30 minutes and the team with the highest score is declared to be the winner whilst those st00pid losers are dropped into the pits where IT BURNS!!! There are a total of 84 guns in the shame and more are added regularly, they are:
- Some real life guns
- A few fictional guns
- And 4 rocket launchers.
There's also 3 total maps, Sesame Street, post-earthquake Sesame Street and a random island in the pacific alongside 5 shame modes.
- Classic Brawl: The first shame mode, get as many kills as you can!
- Looters!!: Grab as much cash with your team within the time limit! This was added in October 2019.
- Survival: It’s in the name. Survive as long as you can with up to 2 people on your team. NO respawning but you CAN be revived.
- Shooting Range: training mode that takes place in a shooting range as the name says.
- Offline brawl: Split-screen mayhem on the 3 maps. Or you can play by yourself against the AI.
Lootboxes[]
With every F2P shame, greedy bastards HAVE to add in the lootboxes. Parents HATE these things because their greedy children will steal their credit card and buy these, sending them into debt.
- ElmoCoins (you can get a few for free from the criminal pass and it's free tiers, but for more you gotta pay Un$1.99 for 200 all the way up to Un$99.99 for 17,500)
- Some premium bundles (gets you ElmoCoins, skins and stupid weapon variants! HOORAY, WE'RE STUPID!! Un$13.49 to Un$49.99)
- Play Station Plus or Xbox Live Gold subscriber? Good! Every season you get a free bundle containing 2 blueprints, 300 ElmoCoins, some stickers and keychain thingies, emotes and a skin.
- The Criminal Pass is 1000 ElmoCoins or 2400 for it + 50 free tier skips and random tiers unlocked. You can get 25 tiers for free however.
- eSports camos and skins are Un$9.99
That’s all!
Ratings[]
- ESRB: M (the tamest it’s ever been!)
- PEGI: 18
- CERO: Z
- Squadala Ratings: 18+