Even the logo is a ripoff of GTSS!
Grand Theft Auto is a lazy as fuck ripoff of Grand Theft Sesame Street made by drunkards who hate the previously mentioned shame because according to them we stole their shame and so we will burn in hell. The shames are pretty much identical except for human protagonists, realistic looking guns and twice the amount of swearing, it's that lazy. Elmo played it on his Steam Deck and said it was disgusting and he would much rather be hit by a barf colored Bugatti speeding at Mach 10 than touch it again.
WarioWare, Inc. themselves have a policy that states that they will not hesitate to fire anyone who is caught with any GTA shame and even have an area in their HQ where you can beat the shit out of shames in the Grand Theft Auto series including disc shredders and sledgehammers.
The time they tried to sued us[]
THEY STOLE OUR SHAME! THEY STOLE OUR SHAME! THEY STOLE OUR SHAME! THEY WILL BURN IN HELL! THEY STOLE OUR SHAME!
—The only quote the GTA devs gave us
Yes, the bastards who made GTA tried to sue us claiming "cOpYrIgHt InFrInGeMeNt!!!!" but was immediately thrown out the window. Rockstar (not to be confused with the Red Bull knockoff) was sued Un$100,000,000 for false suing and owed us a small drink from Wendy's.
Let's get to the actual shameplay![]
The shames are open world and you run around shooting people, stealing cars, listening to satirical radio adverts, throwing Molotov Cocktails at the PoPo, drinking and driving, giving people the finger, getting blown up by a kid on a flying hoverbike, buying and doing illegal drugs, robbing banks and going inside a, umm, shoe store... GTA is a GTSS ripoff confirmed? Because of that, DO NOT BUY THIS SHAME! You're probably better off buying a Virtual Boy and getting a headache because at least you won't be supporting these crooks! Oh and better yet, burn the UnMoney because then you won’t support these criminals too! In fact, I could think of 100 better ways to spend Un$10 then buy a GTA shame, and here's a few!
- Buy in game microtransactions for Grand Theft Sesame Street: Hot Pursuit
- Give it to the homeless.
- Get robbed of said money.
- Buy merch from some YouTuber.
- Buy any other shame, such as GTSS. It's only 7.49 on the Play Station Store and Xbox Marketplace and it's even in Play Station Plus extra!
- Put it towards something you really want.
Trivia[]
- There is still no GTA 6
- I stand corrected. It's coming 2025.
- At least the radio songs are absolute bangers!