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Kannon DKC2 enemy

Now it's my little cannon, against little ol' you... let's see who wins.

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Now it's my little cannon, against little ol' you... let's see who wins.

Kannon DKC2 enemy

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Grabba labba lop!!

Grand Dad's iconic catchphrase

Grand Dad, AKA 7 Grand Dad is one evil being. He is the cousin of Fortran, the brother of Grand Uncle, the husband of Grand Mom, and is friends with Shinzo Abe. He is also the arch nemesis of Joel, the leader of Twitchchat. Other accomplishments include him being the reigning king of the Bootleg Kingdom.

He knows Mario (AKA the real counterpart of him and his cousin, Fortran) as "Mary". Grand Dad has stone powers.

His very first bootleg shame was named after himself, "7 GRAND DAD", and it featured Fred Flintstone on the star. He later had another shame named "Infinity Grand Dad", but is NOT bootleg although it was made by the same company named J.Y located in China.

Grand Dad's goal is to turn EVERYTHING into bootlegs, often with disastrous results due to his poor coding.

His ultimate attack is called "Bootleg Supremacy" where he flies while spinning and shoots lasers to turn people into bootlegs, dead memes, and clones of himself, and he yells it out loud multiple times when doing the attack. The only way to reverse the effect of any of those is Mr. T's ultimate medicine.

Similar to his older cousin, Fortran, he has bloody teeth and a bloody tongue too, however he has salmon gums and a blue inside.

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Grand Dad 7 - Main Theme

GRAND DAD!?!?!?

As A Member Of The Boot L'Group

He became a member of yet another organization under the name of Boot L'Group when beintroduced bootlegging to Galvatron, Chin-Chin, Bowser, Lilligant, The Second Coming, and Tsunami.

They, especially the latter two were vastly interested in his bootlegs, especially the shame he named after himself. After seeing the six members and him being the seventh, he was like "HOLY S***!! A giant robot, a humanoid shadow, a turtle-dragon, a Pokemon, a stick figure, and a natural disaster!?!?!? This is so cool! Add a bootleg and you got seven!".

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7 Grand Dad HD - Intro

FLEENSTONES!?!?!?

Trivia

  • As opposed to his cousin, Fortran's "F" and their original counterpart, Mario's "M", Grand Dad has the kanji for "King" (王 Ō, lit. "King"). This is also seen on his brother, Grand Uncle.
    • However, this isn't seen on his wife, Grand Mom.
  • Unlike his cousin, Fortran, who has cyan overalls, a cyan bill, a red hat, a red shirt, and black hair, Grand Dad is a complete recolor of his cousin with salmon overalls, a salmon bill, a maroon hat, a maroon shirt, and blue hair.
  • 7 is his favorite number.
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