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(SCREAMING) GET AWAY FROM ME EMOS!!

Kasumi Todoh (she's afraid of goths)

Goth

Your average Goth (specifically the leader of the "Girlboss" unit)

The Goths are a gang that are allied to the Top Hat Mafia, or at least currently. Ever since the situation, however, there have been discussions about annexing from them and cutting ties with a few of them (the allies (ie. Juno, Simon, etc.) will remain unaffected). Currently, as it stands, the Goths are a stable group of unstable fellows. They enjoy things like pranks, crimes, and makeup. Freak On A Leash is their group anthem.

Current Members[]

Leaders and Subleaders[]

The current leader of the Goths is Nightmarionne, who founded the group roughly 50 years ago. When he's not there, Grimmsnarl, Testament and Camera-San take his place, as they are the most trusted.

Goths[]

Goths are just a step down from the leaders when it comes to decision-making. There have been rumors about Johnny C. being part of this rank, but he hasn't said anything about it yet. Judgment Boy is also a part of this group, as the advisor (he cut ties with the Top Hats as well).

Punks[]

Young (or inexperienced) members are of this rank. This is like an entry-level job, but you don't actually do anything. Mostly comprised of children or teenagers, with some exceptions, like Gremmie, Sawyer the Cleaner, Sachiko Shinozaki and Edge.

History[]

Goth Meme

Some more of juno's fine art, this time simulating the Goths' collective reaction to Asura.

Asura's Whole Thing[]

Asura came in one evening and claimed that he basically invented the Goths and was mad that he had been replaced with a "stupid puppet", AND that he was the rightful leader of them. Everyone was just confused as it sounds, because no one really knew who he was. Then they heard the name DJ Hallyboo and got mad, because even though he DIEd, he was still (indirectly) causing problems. When will it end?

Then, upon doing some research, "Hip Choice" and Judgment Boy found that there used to be another Goth group, a much larger one that was actively run by Asura until he was imprisoned by good ol' Dawson.

Trivia[]

  • Goths (the gang) and the whole freaking goth subculture have nothing to do with each other besides a shared name. I have no clue why I have to explain this, but not every goth (all lowercase, part of subculture) is a Goth (CAPITALIZED, gang member).
  • They are known to be very skilled in weaponry, more specifically knives.
  • There are no requirements to be a Goth besides being fine with the title.
  • The goths think that A.B.A is one of them when in reality shes just a shy girl who dresses like a freak
  • The goths group was actually founded 300 years ago by Asura but Nightmarionne revived the group years after Asura was sealed away
  • They have one of Akira's many motorcycle helmets in their base
  • Leona Heidern is a member of the goths
  • Former Muay thai champion Hwa Jai is being stalked by them because of him fatally wounding a member
  • Balalaika doesn't believe that they exists
  • Most of the HackAShoe members are in this group but Nightmarionne doesn't want to associate with them.
    • He doesn't want to associate with Judgment Boy either after finding out what he did to them because of his stupid morals.
    • He also banned Vice due to her cannibalistic behaviors and her hate for the french.
  • The Smiling Critters are trying to be their rivals, and doing a terrible job at it.
  • Yoshie Shinozaki despite not having a goth aesthetic is a member of the Goths because Sachiko wanted her to leave heavenly host and no longer be lonely.
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