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Gorilladigit

A gorilla having immediately witnessing some Dig-Its perform an indoctrinational excerpt of incantation from the fabled Dig-It bible.

A gorilla is a term used to describe yet again another species of NFT, closely related to the monkey or chimpanzee. Most gorillas are often allude to as 'stupid' by many, due to their primitiveness; it is believed by many historians that humans like us developed into gorillas over time, though that isn't really saying much considering that us humans still can be classified as stupid creatures. Only very few gorillas have been announced as 'intelligent' by several zoologists. This is often debated as gorillas don't seem to have evolved at all like humans did, so a few gorillas can't even be considered as intelligent in that case. Despite their apparent absence of any wit, gorillas are known to carry a lot of strength within them, so it's best if you better watch out.

Gorillas often roam around in the Amazon, though some are able to breathe under water, like the Flying Gorilla, which is a tad ironic considering how he's called the 'flying' gorilla, except he... swims? We aren't sure what he even does underwater aside from promoting his shame in very bizarre procedures. Anyway, gorillas often like to do lots of crazy things whenever they're near any humans such as driving cars, jumping on people's beds, eating bananas and throwing them in the toilet and taking imagery of themselves with cell phones they likely stole from the local retail company, so that people can sell the photographs as a sort of cryptocurrency for prices up to that of nearly half a million. Most NFTs themselves live their life like this on a daily basis, but gorillas are the most prominent types of NFT in the act.

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