If you were looking for Golgi, as in, "Golgi Apparatus", well we got bad news for you.
UnAmerican fools. Your intellect is as weak as your dollar. Failure is your destiny. You disrespect yourself and your nation. You are made of stupid.
—Gooigi
Says the one who likes SJW shit!
—Blocky, exposing Gooigi as the unlikable idiot he truly is.
Gooigi is a goo version of Luigi from DeviantArt who claims to have a secret stash of HD memes. In reality, Gooigi wants to force real life propaganda down everybody's throats, against their will. What propaganda? We hate politics, so won't answer that. All you need to know is that Gooigi hates the United States of UnAmerica for no reason, and don't forget that he's a fucking idiot who FAILS at life.
History[]
Gooigi's True Form
Gooigi was created by Professor E. Gadd. Throughout his life, Gooigi was always being made fun of, since he always wanted to insert cringe into BDFI, a well-known TV show. But when Gooigi found a website called DeviantArt, his life changed, and he became friends with other losers.
Professor E Gadd hated how stupid Gooigi was, so he forced him to rescue Mario from King Boo. Professor E. Gadd gave him a vacuum cleaner especially for him. He could also transform into anything so that he would not be seen by anyone. After clearing out the mansion, he, Luigi, Mario, and Peach hugged one another. The three humans were stuck together because of his gooey hands.
Gooigi returned to DeviantArt and found a controversial image that Blocky reuploaded, which was about Profily, Price Tag, and Winner. Blocky wanted to prank people, and he succeeded, since his image caused Gooigi to cry like a baby. Gooigi and his friends insulted Blocky, but these insults against him were useless, since Blocky was not offended. However, Blocky deleted his DeviantArt account in order to trick Gooigi and his friends that he left.
Gooigi, thinking that he won, celebrated by playing Roblox, his favorite shame. However, Steve broke into his house and replaced Fortnite with Minecraft, causing Gooigi to throw a fit. Gooigi then clams down by looking up inappropriate Roblox images on DeviantArt.
One day after the DeviantArt War began, Gooigi found out that Blocky returned to DeviantArt. Gooigi tried to kill him, but he was easily defeated, and then he starts crying about how Blocky defeated him. Bully Maguire then kills Gooigi, since he couldn't stand his crying. Gooigi respawned after that.
Death[]
Gooigi has DIED two times: once in the DeviantArt War, and second time was when he was killed by Weegee because of the new Nintendo game Weegee's Mansion.
Stand[]
DEVIANTART PROFILE PICTURE
Gooigi
E
E
E
E
E
E
This stand does nothing, since even Gooigi's stand hates Gooigi himself. Gooigi's stand is so lame that it's not even named after a song.
Trivia[]
- His Wa-Clone is WaGooigi.
- Gooigi's best friend is Price Tag.
- Unlike Luigi, Gooigi has a capital "G" instead of an "L".
- Gooigi is usually high on drugs, making him MOAR like The Stupid One.
- His favorite foods are wheat, flour, and water, as they are the ingredients of glue.
- Gooigi met Kamek and made him move like a human... but Kamek's not a human...
- Both him and WaGooigi made appearances in the episode Waluigi's Mansion from The Waluigi Sitcom Show.
- Gooigi's UnRank references the day Blocky beat him up on, which was 3/12/2022, the second day in the DeviantArt War.
- Gooigi is an SJW, nazi, and grammar nazi. In other words, Gooigi is OVER 9000 times worse than Luigi and Beta Luigi combined.