Hay look, a white ball! Go hit it!
Golf is a sport invented by rich spoiled bastards and played by guys who have money. Useful for when you want to get them kids off them new fangled Play Station 5s and their stupid iPhones. It’s actually quite effective as those children enjoy getting enraged and snapping their clubs when they miss a shot! Shames of golf usually last 8 hours, so if you are really lazy don't wanna waste your time go play another sport.
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Peppino preparing for golf.
There is a white ball that you hit with a club and try to put it in a hole to score. The person with the lowest score wins. That’s odd; normally you’re trying to get the highest score but getting the higher score means you’re blessed by the Grim Reaper. So-called "experts" (who are actually just really big losers) recommend you carry lotsa different sticks around to hit the balls because "each one has its purpose", but that's the same excuse n00bs use to justify their knife sets. Like really, do you need 9 different irons? Just use the big iron and you're set.
After the game why not go and eat a Primo Burger at Waluigi's Taco Stand?
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