This is what Bobby Travis really looks like (real name: Robert McDookieFace)
Gold RAM 1500 is a RAM memory disk thingie with 1 TB storage! Nah bruh you got tricked, it’s actually the debut album by a country singer (secretly a serial killer) Bobby Travis. The album only sold 4 copies. The album did poorly and the only person who listens to Bobby Travis is Your Mom. This album recieved a sequel
Tracklist[]
ya know, this is unimportant to this article but we listed it anyways
- Gold RAM 1500 - (3:21)
- Scuffin' Up Boots - (3:45)
- In The Barn (Break Up With Him) - (2:43)
- Cowboys In Space - (5:53)
- I Don't Care About You Cheating On Me With My Half-Brother - (2:26)
- Let's Talk About My Gold RAM 1500 Some More - (25:57)
- Hollywood Famous - (4:13)
- Eat Your Problems With A Spork - (1:31)
- Again, I Don't Care About You Breaking Up Me - (3:59)
- I Will Happily Sign Those Divorce Papers - (2:07)
- Fido And Me - (3:14)
- That's It (And Be Happy For What You Got!) - (1:09)
Why it was made[]
Some woman cheated on Bobby Travis with his half brother and he divorced her, and then he made these abominations that we call songs above in the tracklist so that they poison her ears whenever they play on the radio. The woman that cheated on Bobby Travis died due to her ears bleeding excessively from listening to such awful music.
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