Not to be confused with the other Goku.
LIFE IS MEANINGLESS, HYOHYOHYOHYO~!
—Goku-Sotsu-Kun, being Goku-Sotsu-Kun
WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT?!
—Balalaika, upon meeting him for the first time
Goku-Sotsu-Kun (full name Osoroshi Goku-Sotsu) is a wannabe dictator and recent member of the Goths that looks like a rejected creepypasta character, sounds like a deranged child playing with his "toys" (usually guns and dead bodies), and acts like if Hungry Kim Jong-un and Johnny C. did a Dragon Ball Zee-ahh fusion dance. He went so far as giving himself numerous promotions and attempting to take over the UnWorld to satisfy his massive ego.
Despite the fact it's allegedly a game for kids, Goku-Sotsu-Kun is a character in the Pop'n Music series. Yes, the same one with Alt 2.0, and Alt 1.0, and... uh... anyways.
A lot of people falsely assume he's a Nazi, when he just wants all humans to die equally. Heck, he's not even German, he's Japanese, specifically from an "abandoned" house on the outskirts of Tokyo. One day, he got bored of it, though, so he decided to go somewhere else. The place he went to was Wadd. Immediately, Dedan tried to shoot him as soon as he saw that weird, short creature, but ended up missing when GSK suddenly started cloning himself. Di Lung and Larry Lawson watched from their apartment window, while Mud chased after the clones with his trusty aluminum baseball bat. Nightmarionne soon had to Horror Show him to get him to stop, which he did (thank God).
FACE REVEAL~! (him without his horrendous amount of makeup on)
...And that's how he became a Goth, simple as that! They collectively said "woah, that was cool" and made him a member. Most of the time, he's just an ordinary weirdo, but sometimes he gets bloodthirsty. He once killed a bunch of squirrels Raz-style, but not with psychic power. He just threw bricks at them.
Little is known about GSK as of yet, as he has not elaborated on his origins. He has stated he was from a place called Round Star, and ruled it, but he never went into detail about his role, besides hinting that he rules the planet with an iron fist.
Trivia[]
- He is the closest thing we have to an anti-juno (besides maybe Bezel or Larry). Why?
- He talks in ALL CAPS instead of all lowercase letters.
- He's a dude.
- He actively antagonizes everyone instead of being dragged into stuff.
- He's affiliated with the Goths instead of the Top Hat Mafia.
- Camera-San mockingly calls him their "little brother".
- "Hip Choice" thinks he's stupid.
- So does Jasper Rolls. Bonita Soleil, and Becky Houndstooth. Now that I think about it, everybody that's sane thinks he's stupid.
- Goku-Sotsu-Kun tries acting like a child, but he does a bad job at it. Everyone knows that he's just sh- (gunshot)
- HE IS OF A DI-MIN-U-TIVE, QUAINT STATURE, HYOHYOHYOHYO~!
- That red stuff around his mouth is actually his gums.
- Shockingly enough, GSK is best friends with Security Puppet, who is nearly the exact opposite of him (being a pacifist and stuff). They often play Super Mario 64 together. He's also good friends with The Swedish Reaper.
- GSK is the only Goth that Balalaika thinks is real.
- GSK is constantly getting annoyed by Camera-San and Sachiko Shinozaki
- Garlic Jr. feels pity for GSK due to the fact that Holden likes making him suffer
- He gets annoyed by Sachiko Shinozaki all the time.
- He has on several occasions begged Yoshie Shinozaki to tell her daughter to stop annoying him but she doesn't care lol
- He has a crippling addiction to tomatoes.
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Can cause cities (or even planets) to crumble around him, paving a way for "utopia" (like that'll ever happen)
*N/A/S is used on Stand applications to mean "not a Stand"