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UnGoomba

Goku has been eaten by Goombas!

They might eat you! Beware; there may be more Goombas resting in this area!

Goku has been eaten by Goombas!

UnGoomba

They might eat you! Beware; there may be more Goombas resting in this area!

Goku is a human-like creature called a Saiyan. Some say his power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!, but Vegeta says it's Under -9000. He stars in the anime Dragon Ball Zee, as the main character.

Powers[]

These are Goku's forms from left to right. Ultra Instinct and Mastered Ultra Instinct are the best ones.

Fun Useless Fact:[]

Luffy can perform Ultra Instinct too, as he did when fighting some random god.

Backstory[]

He lived on a planet in a galaxy far far away (jk it was Planet Vegeta). He was originally named Kakarot. But then, Frieza destroyed his planet so he had to be sent to the UnWorld. He randomly landed in Japan. Wow, his story is so similar to that of Superman (except for that fact that he landed in UnAmerica)! Well anyways, an old grandpa named Grandpa Gohan finds Kakarot and becomes his adoptive grandfather. He also renames Kakarot to Goku.

Goku is very violent and tries to bite wild animals and is extremely aggressive due to his Saiyan nature, but then he becomes very happy and care-free after he suffered a brain injury when a desert pig hit him in the head.

Grandpa Gohan teaches him about spirits and spirtuality, Haki, and all that spitual stuff that helps you become a better self and karate and Kung Fu fighting techniques. Basically the sensei.

Goku trained until he was 16. He was pretty stupid tho, like he didnt know what a girl was until he was 19.

Current day adventures[]

  • Defeated Frieza since he was mad at him for destroying his planet
  • Became the 3rd German Fuhrer because he declared himself ruler when Albert Einstein decided he was done with politics and moved onto science.
  • Darth Vader scared Goku off with the Death Star and then Darth Vader became the new Fuhrer.

Appearances[]

Trivia[]

  • His IQ is 68.52, which indicates he is "mentally retarded", which makes sense because he suffered from brain injury early on in his life.
  • His adoptive grandpa specifically trained him to be like Jackie Chan because that would make him super strong.
  • He's friends with Sailor Moon.
  • He accidentally created the precious material gold when he ran so fast he kicked time traveled and kicked Frieza in G Major due to extremely high running speed to the point that the result destroyed a giant mountain and spread the material all over the UnWorld
  • if he hears spanish music while going super saiyan he starts fucking twerking
  • He gets very mad when Vegeta eats his poptart

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(1146-1202)

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