Gog is just some guy in the UnUniverse who likes to eat toasters. His unrank is 8754.75. He was born in the year 1982. His 4 brothers are:
He also has a stepbrother named Gyg.
The Beginning of Gog
Gog was created when Chuck Norris ate a sandwich that apparently had a bomb in it. Chuck Norris survived (obviously), but Gog was created by the sanndwich itself.
The Many Deaths of Gog
|Year||Cause||Stupidity Level||Potatoes Created|
|1985||Forgetting that he can only eat toasters.||53/1000||0|
Weegee turned Gog into Toastergee.
|1996||Eating a toaster that was still toasting.||998/1000||0|
|2000||Y2K made toasters into nuclear bombs.||12/1000||0|
|2008||Punched by Chuck Norris.||666/1000||0|
|2016||You read this article.||476/1000||0|