God of War is a 2005 shame for the Play Station 2 and remastered in HD on the Play Station 3 and Play Station Vita. This shame was made when Spyro and Crash Bandicoot were high on powdered Kool-Aid and drunk on totally normal Coke that was NOT laced with alcohol! However, unlike a certain shame that was made when the devs were drunk this turned out to be an absolute MASTERPIECE! This is one of the Play Station 2’s best selling shames and one of the best ever made in general. In 2009 Spyro decided to brainwash his troops into remastering God of War 1 and 2 on the new shit.
The reviews were mostly positive. Fans and normal people LOVED this shame because they LOVE video shame violence, parents fucking HATED this shame and said that they’d chop their child’s BALLS OFF if they caught them with this shame. The reviews got so high that God of War 2 was made in 2007, but didn't see a PS3 release until 2009.
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God of War 1 Soundtrack - Main Menu Theme - Plus Download Link
The title screen music. BADASS!!!
So a big white man with red tatoos that look like it was drawn by a toddler says the gods had abandoned him and jumps off a cliff. “The gods of Olympus have abandoned me” according to the man. But it had not been like this 3 weeks ago. Kratos used to be an absolute godslaying BADASS. After that boring cutscene (hay look! The kids fell asleep because of how boring it was!) you get to control the man that because of the fatass narrator his name is Kratos. The tutorial has started with arguably THE best tutorial music of all time plays in the background. It teaches You the basics. Press ▢ for a light attack and △ for the heavy attack that splatters BLOOD all over your swords. Oh and I hope you like 2 blades, that's your only weapon for the whole shame. Press L2 to use magic when you have the ability to and press and hold R2 to open up stuff