Under God, invisible
—School-children in the United States of UnAmerica, trying their hardest.
God, or God the Father, is the being started creation, that put continents, oceans, and various species on the UnWorld (according to the wiki) and the Real World after Chuck Norris created it. Contrary to popular belief, he does not hate gay people, but he once turned a guy's wife into a pillar of salt for disobedience.
God also has a son, who is technically God, named Jesus who DIED, but came back to save humanity. Along with the Holy Spirit, who is also God and Jesus, he forms the Holy Trinity. He forbid Jesus for becoming Undefeatable for religious reasons.
God will come back at humanity's most dire time to reward and judge the world and set up eternal peace.
God also appears in the hit TV show Madness Combat, using his MOAR menacing faker form. For some reason, God is called The Auditor in Madness Combat.
Trivia[]
- If he wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created Soldier.
- Sonic.EXE likes calling himself "God". God hates Sonic.EXE because of this.
- Jesus' halo originally belonged to God, who gave the halo to Jesus at some point. This halo got lost at some point and became combat devolved.
- God is the 2nd most powerful thing in existence, only behind obviously Chuck Norris.
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