Under God, invisible
—School-children in the United States of UnAmerica, trying their hardest.
God, or God the Father, is the being started creation, that put continents, oceans, and various species on the UnWorld (according to the wiki) and the Real World after Chuck Norris created it. Contrary to popular belief (i.e. Topeka, Nebraska), he does not hate gay people 'anymore'.
God also has a son, who is technically God, named Jesus who got arrested and killed for being too popular, but came back to save humanity, which only made him more popular. Along with the Holy Spirit, who is also God and Jesus, he forms the Holy Trinity. He forbade Jesus for becoming Undefeatable for religious reasons, which is weird, 'cause that means he forbade himself.
God will come back at humanity's most dire time to reward and judge the world and set up eternal peace.
Trivia[]
- If he wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created Soldier.
- Sonic.EXE likes calling himself "god". God hates Sonic.EXE because of this.
- Identity theft is not a joke, X! Millions of families suffer every year!
- Jesus' halo originally belonged to God, who gave the halo to Jesus at some point. This halo got lost at some point and became combat devolved.
- God is the 2nd most powerful thing in existence, only behind obviously Chuck Norris.
- God and Chuck Norris were roommates at Void Outside the UnMultiverse God College. They're still friends, and God even helped out with the UnUniverse later on.
- Once, he left Hell alone for a moment to go to the bathroom, and ULTRAKILL happened.
- Horrortime Tubby worships God due to his faith of being Roman Catholic, despite this, Horrortime Tubby has never had an answered prayer.
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