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" Under God, Invisible "
  —United States of UnAmerica School-children, trying their hardest

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God, or God the Father, is the being started creation, that put continents, oceans, and various species on the UnWorld (according to the wiki) and the Real World after Chuck Norris created it. He has a son, who is technically God, named Jesus who died, but came back to save humanity. Along with The Holy Spirit, who is also God and Jesus, he forms the Holy Trinity. Contrary to popular belief, he does not hate gay people, but he once turned a guy's wife into a pillar of salt for disobedience.

Will come back at humanity's most dire time to reward and judge the world, and set up eternal peace.

He is the 2nd most powerful thing ever, only behind obviously Chuck Norris.

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