Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator is a shame. But not just a shame. It is one of the greatest shames to have ever graced the UnUniverse. In it, you control a goat called Pilgor, sent from the heavens to punish humanity.

Some of the epically awesome key features include:

You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
MILLIONS OF BUGS! Only the crash-bugs get eliminated, everything else is hilarious and they're staying
In-game physics that bug out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

Pilgor can do a variety of things, like headbutting something, licking something and dragging it off, or even just collapsing on the floor.

Goat Variations[]

Mutators can be applied to your goat, each with different features. These include:

Anti-Gravity Goat- (Pilgor wears a spacesuit) This allows Pilgor to turn off gravity, letting it jump ridiculously high and float super slowly.
Artsy Goat- (Pilgor is splattered with paint and wears a car tire) Pilgor bounces higher, so you can stay in the air longer.
Classy Goat- (It's a penguin.) Pilgor's fastest mutator, it can slide across streets with ease and is great for parties.
Cheerleader Goat- (Pilgor wears a cheerleader suit)
DeadGoa7- (Pilgor wears DeadMau5's head) Pilgor can make people spontaneously break into dancing, making them easy victims.
Egg Goat- (A giant egg with two chicken-like legs) Pilgor is more clumsy in this mutator, it's honestly really funny.
Evil Goat- (Pilgor has two pairs of demonic horns) Pilgor can use Satanic powers to clump objects into a floating ball, although it's funniest on people.
Feather Goat- (It's an ostrich.) Pilgor runs extra fast, and can jump higher and float down slowly.
Giant Goat- (It's a sperm whale.) Pilgor is gigantic, and pretty much immobile. It can blow water to fly around erratically, though.
Goat Queen- (Pilgor looks demonic) Pilgor can summon goats out of the sky. IT'S RAINING GOATS! HALLELUJAH!
Hex Goat- (Pilgor has a beard and wears a wizard outfit) Pilgor can magic people, either turning them into inverse mermaids or goats, or simply incapacitating them.
Hitchhiker Goat- (Pilgor wears a towel with the number 42) Pretty much the Goat Queen, except instead of goats, it's sperm whales. That can't be good.
Jet Pack Goat- (Pilgor wears a jetpack) Just what it sounds like. Have fun!
Pitching Machine Goat- (Pilgor wears a pitching machine) Pilgor can rapid-fire balls at people, which somehow kills them.
Prom Goat- (Pilgor wears a prom dress) Pilgor can "knight" people, which is just making them wear a crown. This mutator is pretty useless.
Repulsive Goat- (Pilgor looks like a zombie) Pilgor can be disgusting (which is the game's way of saying making the game even buggier). Probably the funniest goat for those that find the bugs funny.
Ripped Goat- (Pilgor looks, well, ripped.) Pilgor is super strong and can launch things really far. The funniest goat that find the physics funny.
Robot Goat- (It's a robot.) Pilgor... is pretty much just a robot. He floats, though.
Rocket-Skate Goat- (Pilgor wears rocket-skates) Pilgor's feet bug out ridiculously, and if you get launched... you'll see.
Space Goat- (I seriously can't even describe it) Pilgor is pretty normal, but is quite tall. Also if you lick something, there's no tongue which is hilarious.
Spider Goat- (Pilgor wears a Spider Man suit) Pilgor can swing gracefully on walls and stuff. I take back the word gracefully.
Stoned Goat- (It's a rock. IT IS A FUCKING ROCK.) It's near-impossible to be launched, and you can roll over things and crush them.
Tall Goat- (It's a giraffe.) Quite similar to the Space Goat. It resembles the normal goat more, though.
Tornado Goat- (Pilgor wears a weird mask) Pilgor can summon a tornado, forcing people to swirl around it and then flinging them off into the stratosphere. Another really funny goat.

Trivia[]

Pilgor is actually female.
ISN gave it 666/10. Biased Ratings gave it "Goats". Is that even a rating?